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  1. Immortal Platypus
    You guys have been spelling "kidnapping wrong." It's spelled s-u-r-p-r-s-i-s-e a-d-o-p-t-i-n-g.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    were you planning on inviting me?
  3. Immortal Platypus

    I take a 24 hour break and you people do this to me. *sigh*

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    2. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      dang. That just happens so much.

    3. Potato's Wit

      Potato's Wit

      ur welcome

    4. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      I think only 1 or 2 of them was you Potato :P most were Calano's SUs. Drat you Calano!

  4. Immortal Platypus
    good. I will too soon.
  5. Immortal Platypus
    I want my win for 24 hours back. Confound you Cin!
  6. Immortal Platypus
    she doesn't call me a friend so... I don't know if you can refer to her as our friend. perhaps mutual acquaintance, but probably not friend. Besides, she often calls me a cow or a fish, and my friend a turtle. Plus, SHE PLAYS THE VIOLIN!
  7. Immortal Platypus
    *low menacing growl voice* I would. *louder enthusiastic voice* INVASION IS FUN, I STAND BY IT! *growling voice again* Your skill with words has nothing on my capability of ignoring things I don't like! What pain have you removed from me? Why would I need you for that? I have BOOKS! *eyes flash dangerously* I could block you or report you to the mods. You watch yourself... I know I will be.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    You don't know Eddie IRL (she actually isn't terrible (don't tell her I said that)) I said I probably couldn't go, but... I might be able to. My schedule is clearing up, so... I maybe could make it. probably also depends on who would be there. But either way, she didn't ask me so... still a douchebag.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    But... eddie didn't invite me to her party. so she's a douchebag. LOGIC!
  10. Immortal Platypus
    my friend gets mad at me for taking to long on my combat turns. I play two characters, that usually go back-to-back, with at least one ally each, and one has several attacks and decisions to make, and the other is a spellcaster with decisions to make
  11. Immortal Platypus
    yeah, well... it's a funny reference so there. I won for more than 24 hours. You people are slacking
  12. Immortal Platypus
    I'M A PRINGLE! YOU KNOW THAT CALANO! Remember the SU!? invading is just really fun
  13. Immortal Platypus
    What you didn't know is that I was not only Invested with Stormlight, I had other Investiture as well! I quickly stab you with Nightblood and my army of Leechers do the rest. Your Investiture is drained from the Nicrosil-enhanced Leechers and Nightblood. I am the only Invested being and your attempt at a curse doesn't work as my Investiture counters it. I take the sandwich from your shriveled-up corpse, then say to you that you could be alive if you gave up Adonalsium.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    Hear that Eddie? You're a douchebag! Calano said it, not me!
  15. Immortal Platypus
    This ended up with her getting fired, as we can't have competent people in the manager/supervisor position! That's just irresponsible!
  16. Immortal Platypus
    i feel personally attacked. I probably couldn't come, and I probably don't know a lot of your friends, but... I'm offended you never said anything to me (or invited me)
  17. Immortal Platypus
    One day, One Day realized that she didn't know what she was supposed to be doing. The people that had hired her never told her.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    This was unfortunately what happened a lot of the time.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    YES! It is still invading if you're invited! NO OTHER EXPLANATION OR TERM FOR IT!
  20. Immortal Platypus
    StICk!
  21. Immortal Platypus
    The joke, however, is on you. Your Larkins eat all your Investiture, killing you. I claim the sandwich from your shriveled corpse.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    I am a highly Invested being so the Soulcasting doesn't actually work. My gloves are also highly Invested and drop from my hands to pick up the sandwich. They then return and slide back onto my hands.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    I slip on gloves and take The Sandwich from you.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    i don't want to talk about how long I've spent flipping the door stop things. I ate paper (normal). However, I also read books upside down and backwards (it's actually super fun, you should try it (i still do)). Only short ones, but still. Lucky. I don't have snakes in my backyard. I have plenty of rocks though
  25. Immortal Platypus
    This wasn't bold and wasn't canon. I escape from the explosive room, just in case, by swapping my location with the sandwich. It blows up, but is indestructible, so I go back and pick it up, leaving the identical decoy behind.
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