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  1. Immortal Platypus
    yes and no, Aeoryi said he got killed off-screen, but I don't think that's accurate
  2. Immortal Platypus
    "Um... let me check with Mythos before I agree to that."
  3. Immortal Platypus
    "Depends on how much it does."
  4. Immortal Platypus
    "Ah, but after that I said that your help had to be useful, and you have not met that requirement yet."
  5. Immortal Platypus
    "Fine with me, means I don't have to risk my Mordite blade."
  6. Immortal Platypus
    "No, Subsy here said that she could convince you to stop Darkness with Endings, and that I couldn't."
  7. Immortal Platypus
    "My answer is zero."
  8. Immortal Platypus
    "FINE!" "That's probably a good idea." "Depends. Moni, have you always disliked killing? If so," he said, turning to Subversion, "it's zero. If not it's 31."
  9. Immortal Platypus
    "YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT, SO IT DOESN'T COUNT! AND IT TOTALLY MATTERS IF IT WAS A BAD THING! AND I JUMPED TO COMBAT, NOT HIM, MONI TRIED TO STOP ME, TELL HER MONI! PLUS YOU'RE JUST WRONG, ATTEMPTED MURDER IS ONE OF, IF NOT THE EASIEST WAY TO SOLVE A PROBLEM! IF YOU SUCCEED, PROBLEM SOLVED. IF YOU DON'T, PROBLEM SOLVED! IT'S JUST RATIONAL THINKING!" "Ok. What happens if no one shows up?" "I mean, you brought her here. And if you think Moni is stubborn, then you haven't spent enough time around me."
  10. Immortal Platypus
    oh yeah, he tried to take the Plotblade. I forgot "THEN HE PRETTY MUCH DID DIE IF NO ONE KNEW HE WAS ALIVE! Wait, was he not a Narrator anymore? AND WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE THING? NO! BUT I HAD MY OWN PLANS!" "2595, huh? I'll fight you on 2600." "I think that's for Subsy to tell you, I don't necessarily want anything from you."
  11. Immortal Platypus
    "HE LITERALLY DID COME BACK TO LIFE AS THE BRAVE ADVENTURER! AND DRILK DIDN'T NECESSARILY TRY TO KILL ME, JUST TAKE THE MORDITE BLADE!" "Deal, but if you win, you have to keep the conditions you set earlier, that if you have the blade, you don't attack me or any of my Author's characters, and we only fight if your help was useful." Platypus thinks it would. It wouldn't kill him, but it would be a far more grievous wound to him than it would be to someone like Hacob or Subversion.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    "THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M JUDGING IT BY, I JUST THINK WHEN ONE DIES, THEY SHOULD STAY DEAD! AND DON'T YOU SAY THAIDAKAR CAME BACK TO LIFE CAUSE HE'S DEAD NOW! AND I DON'T TRUST DEATH, BUT HAS DRILK ACTUALLY TRIED TO HARM US?" "Yes. Easily. 100 times out of 100. I would rather go fight the Witherlord than give you the blade." "Subsy. That's weird. I have a conversation/shouting match to finish with you before I try. For the last time, I'm not giving you the blade." Part of why Platypus doesn't want subversion to have it is because as an Ordered-Light being, pretty much any scratch would kill him.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    "LET'S BE HONEST, NAMELESS DESERVED IT! HE SHOULD STOP COMING BACK TO LIFE! AND HE DIDN'T TRY TO KILL ME OR I'D BE DEAD, AND KILLING YOU DOESN'T MAKE HIM A BAD PERSON, I WANT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME! DO YOU HAVE HARD PROOF HE SENT ROND? AND DRILK USED THE DAGGER TO HELP US!" "They're not my characters. And I still don't trust you to have a Mordite blade, you're not going to change my mind." "Ok, what about that makes me believe you that I can't convince her? I think she wants to stop him already, she just needs a nudge." Don't you just love how this would work in-world? Them yelling at each other, then having a rational conversation
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    Tried to threaten? *raises an eyebrow* He definitely threatened her, whether she was intimidated or not is unimportant. And Drilk only tried to take the Mordite from him, plus they fought on the same side together, so I don't think he'd put him there. "NAME 15 EVILS HE DID!" "I don't trust you to not attack me, and accidentally kill me, plus I don't trust you do do anything with it." "And you do?"
  15. Immortal Platypus
    Hear that @Nameless*? Eh, only cause Thaid isn't more active, plus he's currently forgotten, plus people think that he's dead, so it would probably off the board. And, not really. The Inklings hate him for whatever reason, and he and Subsy aren't fans of each other, but not many others are enemies with him.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    Sleeper turned into the sword, not abalodor "IT IS BOTH! HE TRIED TO SAVE THE THREAD FROM DARKNESS, DO YOU COUNT THAT!?" "No. I don't trust you, of all people with Mordite." "Then what is stopping me from going to her on my own?" Well, now I'm confused. You put desolation on there 3 times. also, who put Platypus on there? And WHY ISN'T SUBVERSION ON THERE, SHE'S WAY MORE LIKELY TO BE THERE THAN PLATYPUS!!!!!!!!! I'm not mad, just confused.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    possible.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    yeah, but that's almost entirely where I am. TLT and TLPW
  19. Immortal Platypus
    how is the public transit so much slower than bikes and other modes of transit????
  20. Immortal Platypus
    "BECAUSE THAIDAKAR WASN'T A TERRIBLE PERSON! OBVIOUSLY!" "Ok then. Any good ideas?" "Oh, I'm sure that with Endings, she could stop about anything. But will she? I don't think she wants to get involved." I see. I woulda just called him a brave adventurer.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    "YOU! ARE! JUST! WRONG!" Platypus sighed. "Eh. Then why did you say that Mordite would do the trick?" "Absolutely not." um... isn't he dead though?
  22. Immortal Platypus
    wait... cellist is right. now I'm confused
  23. Immortal Platypus
    i'm mostly in FGaRS, not other forums
  24. Immortal Platypus
    yeah, they haven't been here for a year EDIT: AEORYI, YOU ARE ALMOST TO YOUR 1800TH POST! WHERE WILL YOU PUT IT????
  25. Immortal Platypus
    that is a long time ago
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