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  1. Immortal Platypus
    I kindly refer you to the fact that I made a potion that banished the snail's soul earlier on this page. it doesn't violate a rule as the sandwich isn't destroyed. I pick up the slightly toasted sandwich, and give Nameless a glass of lemonade as thanks.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    probably not, as we're in math class
  3. Immortal Platypus
    I wonder how that is even possible. Its soul was banished, it can't feel emotions.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    it's not even 1 here
  5. Immortal Platypus
    i don't sleep
  6. Immortal Platypus
    wiz, go to sleep!
  7. Immortal Platypus
    but... if I can't get through the other layers, it doesn't need to be, so you should tell me
  8. Immortal Platypus
    I look at my hands, and find them covered in dragon mucus. I use it to make a potion, taking the sandwich and banishing the soul of the snail.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    but not really though
  10. Immortal Platypus
    what's the last layer?
  11. Immortal Platypus
    and he said to ignore it starting several hours ago
  12. Immortal Platypus
    but what if tho. it could be funny...
  13. Immortal Platypus
    I do not! now I'm curious what the second layer is...
  14. Immortal Platypus
    you killed both my TLT characters a while ago. REVENGE IS MINE!!!!! Platypus takes a large bite. Not of the sandwich, of his dinner. Then he tracks down the holder, and dragon kicks them into next week. He takes the snail out of the sandwich and throws it into the nearby volcano. He wasn't sure if it was active, dormant, or extinct, but whatever it was, he wasn't sorry.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    I say that you didn't steal it and that there is a hole in my roof where there wasn't before, thus winning the suit. The court tracks you down for an improper suit and the police track you down for theft, delivering the sandwich back to me and locking you up. The airport has no remote control for the planes so your plan failed.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    I know the rules, so I decline. I look at the hole in the ceiling. "You're gonna have to pay for that." Then he takes the sandwiches as collateral until you pay for it.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    Yeah, I'm sure Eddie is mad at us right now, but she's normally mad at me for whatever reason
  18. Immortal Platypus
    I'm a little confused, as I had escaped. I wonder who the poor soul you stole a sandwich from was. I continue hiding in my lair, savoring the anticipation of the sandwich.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    I agree wiz @The Bookwyrm
  20. Immortal Platypus
    I catch up to you and flick the snail, sending it onto the sandwich. The change in weight confuses you and you drop the sandwich. I pick it up, pluck the snail off it, then put the snail back on your shoulder, and escape, all before you can react.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    oooooh, ok.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    or if you don't want to wait for your hair to grow back afterwards, you could get one of those bald cap things. so... how bout that Spirit today tho?
  23. Immortal Platypus
    eddie, your top line in your signature makes me happy
  24. Immortal Platypus
    apple cider? where?
  25. Immortal Platypus
    I catch Ghanderflaffle and then chase after Raven, wanting my sandwich back.
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