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  1. Immortal Platypus
    "Please don't pull a Thaidakar, it's annoying." Platypus smirked. "You really think that's the only edge? You really haven't learned, have you? Remember how Vengeance is the most powerful, in part because of its limited scope? The same is true for me."
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    The platypus charges, telekinetic shield forming around it, blade and dagger still orbiting it.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    *gives the ultimate hug of all hugs of all time and all universes*
  4. Immortal Platypus
    HEY! YOU MISQUOTED ME! I SAID, "That's why the 'but' is in it."
  5. Immortal Platypus
    "You seem very confidant for someone who lost to Thaid."
  6. Immortal Platypus
    darn it wiz!
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  8. Immortal Platypus
    The platypus lives in a lake, he's used to the humidity. He continues to fight.
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    he's back, it's ok
  11. Immortal Platypus
    The platypus growls. "Coward," it mutters.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    "Coming back as a platypus the size of a person's leg has to have some perks. The blade and telekinesis were among them." The platypus jumped over Rallohir, slashing with his barbs while maintaining his attack with the blades.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    The sword resists the heat, seemingly absorbing it. A shockwave bursts out from the blade, heat emanating in a short radius as well.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    The platypus charges, blade and dagger orbiting around him, eyes flashing as he jumped and slashed, slid and lunged, danced, outmaneuvering his opponent.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    "He was protecting the Dreamsmith last I knew."
  16. Immortal Platypus
    He rolls, coming back up to stand and prepares for more of a fight. "That's more like it."
  17. Immortal Platypus
    "I'm not sure, just Narrate yourself there. Then talk with Omen."
  18. Immortal Platypus
    the platypus shoot the blade toward the army of cultists, cutting many down. "You can't even beat a platypus in a fight? Pathetic." He floats the fallen dagger into the air and uses it to attack its former wielder.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    "And yet it hasn't broken, you have, so I don't trust your judgement on workmanship."
  20. Immortal Platypus
    The robe tears, and the platypus rolls through it. He thrusts at his opponent from one side, while bringing his barbs towards them on the other.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    "The Dreamsmith..." Platypus says incredulously. "Y'know, the person that made the Authorblade, and the anti-inkling pistols, and the Boomstick."
  22. Immortal Platypus
    "Or we could give it to a different neutral party, someone like the Dreamsmith, or Nowhere, someone like that."
  23. Immortal Platypus
    The dagger is knocked from your hands by an irresistible force as the platypus spins and jabs you with its venomous ankle barbs.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    "And why I can't let you have it!"
  25. Immortal Platypus
    The platypus groans. "Why does everyone assume I'm a guy? I am literally a platypus, you can't tell! And I'm neither, this body is quite literally just a substitute until I get my real one." Then he charges the chanting cultists, blade flashing as it floats in front of him.
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