Immortal Platypus

i don't think chaos cares about this enough to ruin our hopes and dreams like that

would you stop losing so I can stop?

... you might not be wrong...

skill issue

actually, I didn't believe that. I do however know that it won't be you

Nah, highlights are better

nah

it's a stick figure holding highlighters. There is context, but that's boring

Wisher???? I am outraged

Cin made mine for me

for a little while

i don't have time DO IT no, don't do that.

ALL OF YOU GO TO BED

Luna, go to bed

challenge accepted

He found himself, surprisingly, not in Platypus' BoO, but instead in a random pasture in rural Ireland.

that wouldn't be fair, thus I retain my win

fair enough

you might know one, but not the other. I would almost guarantee it. And it's a little strange (cause of the long story that I'm not telling) but I'm doin my best and it stinks. I need help. I mean, I totally got this. It'll be an adventure, but hopefully a good one

that's a lot of big fancy words so Imma keep it simple *wins*

i don't know what these things mean

I'm kinda scared. Ok, so, unfortunate break-up that I am definitely 100% over (I would never be really sad about it this long after it, who would ever???) with a girl that I really liked/like*. Long story, I hate telling it so please don't ask. Now here's the problem. We're both on the swim team. We're chill, still have fun with each other, and she's going through a hard time, and I don't know how to help, but that's not the only thing. I need advice. How do I help without seeming like it's just cause I like her and want to be close to her (especially cause that's kinda what it is, but also I just care about my friends and it hurts to see her like this (it would hurt like this for any of them**)). And that's just part one. Part two is that I'm pretty sure another girl also on the swim team likes me, but girls are weird and strange and I don't understand them so I could just be going crazy, but I don't like her. Send help. *again, who would ever still like a girl that doesn't like them anymore, that would be ridiculous **maybe*** ***probably not this bad, but mostly like this

the weekend?

I am horrified that you murder puppies and I take the sandwich to keep it out of the hands of such a savage individual.

i'm too lazy, but yes