I look for the sandwich, but get distracted and start looking for a turtle. Alas, all the turtles are busy chasing people I guess. And climbing. That too.
oooh i see
"WELL I WANT THE SANDWICH THEN! AND I WILL PERSUADE YOU ALL TO FIND THE SANDWICH FOR ME BY SERENADING YOU WITH MY VOICE." I start screaming.
hmm true
maybe the snail is the best way to go
or find something thats really really slow
do coral polyps count?
imagine an immortal coral polyp dead set on chasing you
I LOOKED IT UP AND THEY CAN
gotta be slippery too
apparently turtles can climb
maybe just get a sloth instead? it would be so unmotivated to find you that you'd probably js be chilling your whole life
AWW YES
granted, but you have to let me kidnap him every once in a while
my pet snake ran away and i cant kidnap neil bc he's in the wall
i wish for my split ends to go away
no, but i accidentally starved my fish to death one time bc i forgot to put on the fish feeder when i went out of town but then it was still alive for some reason but i didnt feed it for another week and it died um yeah
tpbm has blue eyes
granted, it has willy wonka's golden ticket inside but you get mistaken for an oompa loompa when you walk in and get yelled at for slacking
i wish for my anxiety to go away