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Bird Furious

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  1. I’d probably learn how to shoot it and then shoot all the targets perfectly. Unless I found out it was special. What would you do if you found a leopard stuffed animal in your pocket and then it started to speak wise words?
  2. I wanna cuddle it but not if it killed a bunny; in that case J wanna do a mock trial and then put it to death LEST the bunnies come after me next D:
  3. People hearing without listening
  4. 1. The ability to have unlimited bowls of any peanut butter cereal. But you’re allergic. 2. The power to change the taste of chicken into the taste of grapes. 3. The power to hypnotize chickens… but you can’t make them do anything but sleep, and they’re really too stupid to accomplish anything anyway. DONT ERASE THE LINE. 4. The ability to see your siblings through walls when they’re asleep
  5. That’s incredible. Also I agree HANDS ARE IF THE DEVIL. I HATE THEM TI THE BOTTOMS OF THE BOTTOMLESS CHASMS AND BEYOND.
  6. Haly: “WHEEEEE! HERE GOES!” Haly: “Ranryu? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Looks around “I… um… Adter I win, I can help you.” Turns into a wind chime (when I say that, I mean a lot of colorful crystal birds that idly float around, untethered to each other, but they’re also pretty fast) and swoops up above TAAron, circling, choosing a method of attack
  7. Haly: “YAY!” Examines TAAron “I like you. You’re fun.” Ok Imma hafta go. I might be on tomorrow early tho. And later. Syl!
  8. Haly: “Anything! Short of lastin GB harm, that is. Haly: “Cool terrain! With pillars and stuff! And maybe lava!”
  9. Hello Eowyn! I’m Haly, the person with the highest death count! (Maybe, but they’re all fictional, I promise!) Welcome to the wonderful community of 17th Shard!
  10. Haly: “Fo practice! I’ve never been in combat—not really. I wanna see how I hold up! Don’t you?”
  11. No is dead Bunny musta knocked it
  12. Haly: cheerfully “Maybe you’re allergic to that, then! If you’re all better, I wanna find someone to fight. What say you? Oh, I’m Haly, by the way.”
  13. Of COURSE the cat died. A rabbit would never stand for disrespect like that.
  14. Welcome Foxnethy!! I’m Haly, welcome to the shard, it’s awesome, and also dragons are the best! Have a blast! also I love the title.
  15. Haly: thinks “I don’t know. There’s Cytonic Slug Slime. That’s all I know.”
  16. If you’re still at it, could you do a stoic girl (teenaged) with long black hair, blue eyes, fair skin, and a knife on a chain as a weapon?
  17. Haly: blushes “Sorry. I was practicing my shifting. So don’t worry, you’re not.” Smiles brightly
  18. Haly: expectantly “You feeling all right? Realizes her hand is still a platypus and shakes it until it pops back to normal
  19. Haly sighs “Vabysittinf. Oh well. I’m useless anyway.” Uncorks the liquid and force feeds jt to TAAron, then idly turns her hand into a slug, a bluebird, and then a platypus
  20. Da bunny be like “Imma blow fire and singe your fur unless you stop” cat like “why I stop dis fun” bunny be like “Ugh”
  21. WHAT U DOING TO SUPREME BUNNY OVERLORD
  22. Haly: “Yeah. Of course.” Flies off through the wall and returns running on foot as herself holding a big bag “I wasn’t sure which one, so I brought them all.” Sets it down carefully
  23. Haly feels TAAron’s distress and flies through the walls in his direction, the kneels down next to him as herself “What’s going in? Can I help?”
  24. A random fox runs through the scene, calli “WHEEEEE!@
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