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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Beosta stepped a little closer and knocked his elbow with hers. Hey. We’ll get this out of you. You’re gonna be fine, okay? Hmmm go ahead She shrugged. “You’re the Narrator. You tell me. Oh, and you also owe us a new wall.”- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
“Whatever. If you’ll keep him far away… we might consider some kind of trade.” “………no. I’m not. But we don’t suffer ill effects. Granted, we’ve had several generations to—“ “Can you flush it out somehow?” Beosta interrupted. “Sorry. No.”- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Beosta repeated the concern at the end. “We add a whole lot of stuff in there to make it last longer. A tattoo renewal every day? Ew.”- 111833 replies
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We love you Glass we love you Mom
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
“Oh, are you worried about the little prick we gave your boyfriend?” Beosta blushed angrily. “He’s not—“ “Shut up. Don’t worry about it. We’ve spent years engineering the ink to have minimal side effects. And that’s a pretty small dose, comparatively.” She held out her arms, covered in artsy tattoos. “I can’t say anything for sure, of course. But it should fade in a few days.” She scoffed. “Let’s just say we have a history with your kind.”- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
“I don’t have to. Your kind thinks you can reshape the world however you want! Well, guess what? We aren’t going to stand for it!” Her words were met with hearty cheers from the other warriors. I… don’t know. “Is that Nullite?” “Duh,” the woman scoffed.- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
“We’ll take him far away,” Beosta said. “I promise. He won’t come back to hurt you.” The woman hesitated. “Same reason I’ve got this,” she snapped, pulling up her sleeve to reveal the dark ink.- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Beosta asked. The woman scowled. “He’s dead, you idiots. Why else would I say—“ “Look, just give us the soul already.” Her eyes narrowed. “We don’t deal with Narrators. Get out.”- 111833 replies
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“What fire?” Beosta repeated aloud “The fire of Our Great Father, Dead Benek.” “…what?” She eyed him. “You’re a Narrator, aren’t you?”- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I don’t know. I didn’t know him at all. Shame colored the thought, but she asked the question aloud. “That is what the fire told us,” the woman replied. “We cannot let you bring him back! He will kill us all!” “He won’t. I promise.” “The fire is never wrong.”- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The woman eyed him. “You cannot have the soul. It will destroy us. It hates us.” “…pretty sure he never knew you existed," Beosta told her. Bat relaxed a little. He couldn’t meet their eyes. He… almost felt bad, but… Thanks, Shoe, Beosta said.- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
“You can’t have it,” she hissed, eyes full of panic. “You can’t have it!” Bat trembled, trying to make himself as small as possible and unnoticeable. He didn’t want to die! Yeah? She frowned. This whole thing… How far would she go to get his soul back? Her stomach twisted. She didn’t know.- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
“That soul could destroy us all! Take him.” She grabbed Bat and thrust him at Bacon. Bat squeaked. “Take his soul instead.”- 111833 replies
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The woman in the front, who had a flame tattoo on her neck and the left side of her jaw, spun and glared at a platoon of soldiers where Bat was hiding. “I’m sorry, but we cannot give it to you.”- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Yes they did They were met by a wall of humans, most of them with tattoos spiraling over their arms, shoulders, and even face. They all looked terrified and held Nullite alloy weapons.- 111833 replies
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Beosta scowled at him. “That was not funny. Say something like that again and I’ll pound you into the dirt.” She started down the stairs.- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
She didn’t like that. Blowing up?? She didn’t want Shoe to blow up. She moved to his side. “You’re gonna be fine. While we’re down there, we’ll make them give you the cure. Or whatever.”- 111833 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The wall and metal crumbled, falling swiftly down a set of stairs that curled down into darkness. Several screams could be heard from below. well uh those are some intense side effects fox- 111833 replies
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