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  1. Bird Furious
    "Ooooh, crumbling ruins!" She ran over to what looked like four stone walls well worn away. A house, maybe. if that's ok--- idk if you have plans for the island or not
  2. Bird Furious
    "I dunno. It's so alive. Like you can hear everything growing. And the mushrooms!" She held out her hands as if presenting them. "See? And everything's so close it feels like a hug."
  3. Bird Furious
    "Don't worry; I'm not dumb." She smiled at the tiny mushrooms and then stood up again. "I love it here."
  4. Bird Furious
    “Are you kidding? Look! Mushrooms!” Beosta bent to see them closer. “Aww, they’re so small!”
  5. Bird Furious
    Beosta grinned and followed. Gaioh and Bat trailed them. Beosta loved the trees. They made everything feel so cozy and friendly and closed in, even though she was sure it was dangerous here. It felt like everything wanted to tell her secrets.
  6. Bird Furious
    "Nah," he said. "I'm feeling fine. Wait for me." He jumped to his feet.
  7. Bird Furious
    “Sure, sure.” She grinned and started making a tiny town with little mounds for houses.
  8. Bird Furious
    She snorted. “You did that on purpose.”
  9. Bird Furious
    “Well?”
  10. Bird Furious
    “Sounds good to me,” Beosta said. “Gaioh, sit down.” He sighed, but did so. Gail handed her chicken nuggets. haha no
  11. Bird Furious
    Spiritofwrath dragonslayer ookla
  12. Bird Furious
    Not quite it’s a precursor to something quite a bit bigger than this “I’m good. It’s just a little cough. Lead on.” Beosta frowned.
  13. Bird Furious
    Don’t worry! You two can be my estranged parents!
  14. Bird Furious
    “Or we could—“ Gaioh coughed. It turned into hacking pretty fast. “…you good?” He waved a hand dismissively, wiping his mouth. “I’m fine. Just a little lightheaded.”
  15. Bird Furious
    He thought about making the men tremble and cower before him. He imagined them collapsing, whimpering, struck with nightmares of blood and terror and danger.
  16. Bird Furious
    The man sighed a long, long sigh and thought about making the men terrified.
  17. Bird Furious
    “How?? Do I hafta do some kind of meditation or voodoo dance?? I’m busy trying not to die.”
  18. Bird Furious
    “I don’t averheljing know HOW DO DO THAT.” He ducked and dodged again, marking out helpful items in his mind. Table, vase, lamp…
  19. Bird Furious
    “Aw,” Gail complained.
  20. Bird Furious
    “I shot them in the head!!” He growled, then shot again, taking a little more time to aim. “What’s wrong with these things?”
  21. Bird Furious
    “I have more,” she offered. Qodi pressed her paw into Gail’s shoulder, so she gave some to Qodi as well.
  22. Bird Furious
    “How come he gets fire?” He complained, ducking and spinning his flintlock. Two precise shots took down the two closest to him.
  23. Bird Furious
    She gave him chicken nuggets.
  24. Bird Furious
    “In my experience, yes, it is.”
  25. Bird Furious

    I had a really good dream. 

    It started out not so great. We moved into a new house, blah blah blah, it was big, etc. Stuff happened with my disembodiedness following/being a three inch person. Apparently there was this rare kind of wasp that starts out really small and grows really big, and somebody was nourishing it. Well, due to an orange and a note, I found out it was on the loose and had killed it’s caretaker. This was now common knowledge. 

    For some reason, I was no longer three inches. Now I looked like me and I was a random person on a school bus. The wasp (which was like the size of an arm now) was stinging people and being evil. He stung me, but the bus jolted and it didn’t take. I tried to leave, but I ran into him again. 

    I convinced him that I could be his servant and drive school buses for him. He let me go. My plan was in the works (I wasn’t quite sure what to do, but I had a vague idea that I was gonna go tell somebody powerful and they’d kill the wasp). First, however, I returned to the house to outfit myself according to my authority. I found a dress I’d never worn before (because I was secretly the 3 inch princess but somehow all the dresses were big now), found a wig and a hat with a HUGE feather brim, and collected an attendant. I collected another one and they got me a huge cloak. I remember thinking something along the lines of “if you look powerful enough other people will do the work for you” and decided that instead of drive the school bus, I’d stand right next to the driver because even though I REALLY thought driving would be fun, maintaining my persona was probably more important. 

    Passing through the hallway, I saw a guy who used to go to my school before I moved (irl; I liked him for a while) walking around as a butler. I acted offended about the way he’d looked at me and demanded he follow me and my two ladies in my entourage (but I actually wanted him away from the wasp). We went downstairs and, sadly, from there the dream got incomprehensible.

    But scud, was that fun while it lasted. 

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    2. kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      that’s the best thing i’ve heard in a while 😂 

    3. Bird Furious

      Bird Furious

      It was so fun 

      I love infiltrating the enemy and becoming a high ranking officer

      so does Kaira, who @oOkLa ThE fEmALe cHeEsEmitht remember 

    4. kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      oh yes i remember her

      and so does peter :P

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