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Bird Furious

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  1. Can I interest you in some moral ambigu-- I wanted it FRIED, idiot.
  2. "Nethek is two years older than me. Twenty five. Gihard is two years younger-- twenty one."
  3. "MOTHER!" I give up and pickpocket you, hoping for cookies.
  4. Shh no reasons sh "Three. Eva, Gihard, and Nethek." Eva gave her a strange look. "Oh," she said. "My magic stoat lets me hear him." Livetha connected to her too and said hello. Eva jumped. "H-hi."
  5. I squirm. "MOTHER. I AM TRYING TO BE MENACING."
  6. She set down the plate on the coffee table and shook it. Lady Bug smiled. "That sounds nice." Her thoughts drifted to what he'd said about memory modification. Oh well. Probably nothing. - Eva smiled. "You're welcome."
  7. I cackle manically. “I have destroyed you! With my eptness!”
  8. “She’s my sister. She should be… fifteen now?” Eva nodded. “Yes!” She said. “Yes. Of course.” She frowned. “Guests. Yes.” “They’re just like that,” Beosta said. Eva smiled back, set a little at ease, and held out the plate.
  9. Cuz I was boooored of itttt I might put the status baxk
  10. She smiled at Shoe. “Hi, Eva,” Beosta said softly. “It’s been a while.” She nodded, sitting stiffly on the other couch.
  11. Good thing that’s non canon
  12. “I’m not sure I shouldn’t.” A young girl, no older than 15, poked her head into the room. Her eyes widened at all the people, but she crept out to join them anyway. She held out the plate she was holding. “I made cookies.” Her voice was so soft it was hard to hear her.
  13. “Hes right,” she said quietly. “I… should stay.” Livetha emerged from under the couch to curl up on her lap.
  14. I congratulate myself on what a good job I am doing.
  15. Good thing that’s non canon!
  16. “Ye—“ “No,” Gaioh cut in. “You can’t run away from them forever. You’ll regret it.” She looked down at her hands.
  17. She smiled. “So we should go now.” The idea of seeing them again made her uneasy.
  18. I laugh menacingly at every attacker.
  19. Beosta blushed at the delighted look her aunt gave Shoe. She sat down on one of the plushy couch crammed into the parlor. The coffee table was covered with wooden and ceramic sculptures and figurines. The room beyond had several tables with planters and planters of flowers on top, hanging on shelves bolted to the ceiling, and on the floor. There was chaotic order to it. “Your siblings should be home soon! Well, Eva’s here now! I’ll go fetch her.” She glided into the other room.
  20. Sadly, I end up shooting myself. Being dead, I am now inept again.
  21. “But…” She left the word hanging in the air. She stepped forward and knocked. The door was opened by a woman with white, white hair. “Hello! Beosta, dear! Ah, we all knew you’d come back someday. In, in! And all your little friends, too!” She ushered them inside, where the smell of flowers mingled with freshly baked cookies.
  22. I am now your security guard. Laughably inept security guard.
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