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Bird Furious

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  1. Vey didn't understand. "You just tripped him..."
  2. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa Then ig only if you love me
  3. She frowned. "I didn't know that was there. How long has that been there? Could a sworn it was regular..." She sighed and poured him another cup. "I'll go get another pot to transfer it."
  4. The man apologized profusely. Most of the girls in the gaggle laughed, but one of them noticed how absolutely handsome he was. Thus the poor man found love because his boot was stuck to the floor. In three minutes they were kissing in the corner.
  5. AW COME ON I WAS NOT DONE WITH THOSE RIBS Wizard ribs are shockingly good when well cooked, especially with some barbecue sauce.
  6. Honestly, Greta didn't mind. She poured the tea and sipped hers while she watched out the window and let his droning wash over her.
  7. wait but I can still eat you right you're in the arena right? What's left of you?
  8. As my contractural father, you are obligated to avenge my death if I am ever killed and then eaten.
  9. Greta led him to a parlor like room with no technology. "Wait here. The tea should be almost ready."
  10. Oh!I thought you said since you weren't a bird it wasn't cannibalism and since I was the only bird-- *opens notebook of stupid* Anyway Back to our scheduled program *nom*
  11. AUGH *ded* Grr. Scud you. Scude your mom and your cow and much dishonor upon Mushu in your name. I hope you're scudding doodly doo proud of yourself and all the doodles you've done. You better uneat me or make me a nice happy gravestone or else we gon have an issue and u gon be haunted bye me and hunted by all myfamily. Besides my grandfather, I suppose.
  12. "You think?" she snapped. "Greta will find somewhere for you to be." A woman sighed and stepped forward. "Come on. We have several other, emptier wagons."
  13. Yeop! *hands some of wizzy* *cackles in the background* Oh right. I did indeed say that.
  14. Granted. It's a vegetable. I wish for a magic pencil.
  15. @Through The Living Glass "Oh," Vey said, oblivious. "That's probably fun, I guess."
  16. "BACON!" Bat beamed. "Absolutely! Come in!" The caravan lady waited. Lady Bug narrated the amount into his pockets.
  17. He shrugged. "I dunno. Decent odds? why?"
  18. She scowled deeper. "Standard fare across the desert is 5 ryns." Pronounced Runes if anyone cares "Rude," Lady Bug muttered. "Whatever happened to hospitality?" "He's a human bomb!"
  19. "Uh... there's some kind of invasion happening," Vey offered helpfully. "Up aboveground. Outside the door."
  20. Bat set down his needle and ink and went to open it. "Hello?"
  21. NO STOP I WANT TO EAT WIZARD IN PEACE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH A DELICACY
  22. "Then enlighten us," the caravan woman invited, folding her arms.
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