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EVERYONE QUIT ABUSING NEMMIE The fire immediately vanished, as Nemesis was basically a being of fire. He frowned, trying to think of what women liked. He should have asked Keys before leaving her in that ice wasteland. Xanther grinned wider and vanished.- 111802 replies
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He shook off the flinch from the lightning bolt and ignored her. Maybe then she’d shut up and leave him alone.- 111802 replies
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Xanther grinned and removed a plain golden band from his finger. He held it up until it glowed with a blueish light. “This ring will give you invincibility, and the power to reduce any man to ashes unless imbued with greater power. Me, for example. The King you oppose is still a threat, as he too is imbued, but with enough effort, you should at least be able to contest with him now, being invincible. Simply do not lose this ring.” He offered it to the king. Xanther grinned. “If you insist.” He pointed his staff at Cricket and a pillar of blueish energy erupted from it, slamming hard into Cricket’s chest. - “She did it first,” Nemesis complained to the sky, after stopping for half a second as a result of the lightning. “I didn’t even touch her! Hmph.” Nemesis ignored her. As she didn’t wish to be his girlfriend, she was nothing to him.- 111802 replies
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“Kneel and swear. Then shall this power be yours.”- 111802 replies
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He growled. Three rejections. Women were hard. YES YOU SHOULD YESSSS Xanther grinned. “I’m an Author, my dear boy. I’ve answered that question many times.” He was having too much fun to end the fight prematurely by striking. - Nemesis slapped her back and stalked off. No worries Xanther grinned. “And swear fealty to the Crown, yes?” She pulled out a knife and broke a stick off the tree, then carefully began carving it into tiny shavings. He examined the gloves. “Hmm. Suitable, though I do have some questions considering the color and wear of the leather, the length of the gloves, and the configurations of the crystal.” Mr. Whitlock sat down heavily and rubbed his head. “You’re a Narrator, right?” He whispered. “Is there… could you Narrate him back? Please. To before he was… whatever happened at the end.” I’d be interested to see how such a thing would play out. I’m up for doing a doppelgänger Bat, but it would also be cool to see you try. Up to Rebus, though. “What do you mean, I killed her?? Killed who?” He would. He definitely would.- 111802 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Xanther grinned and vanished in a cloud of purple smoke. That was a problem for another time. Xanther knocked them all away with his staff, moving with incredible precision. “My Author is trying to showcase me and determine the tangibility of my strength. Which, admittedly, is more than she expected. Your Author is trying to do the same for you… but you are at a disadvantage due to the nature of my prowess. I find it doubtful that you will win this battle.” - She wasn’t really his type, but he was in no place to be picky. He offered her his arm. “Be my girlfriend,” he demanded. It may be noted that he was rather intimidating. @Through The Living Glass snooze u looze- 111802 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Xanther bowed. “Thank you for your assurances. That will do for now, I believe. Tribute will be due in two pages.” He vanished.- 111802 replies
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“Of course not. Though I may implement that idea in future promises. Heh. That could be interesting.”- 111802 replies
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good morning
MAY YOUR DAYSSSSS BE MERRY AND BRIGHTTTTTTTY
AND MAY ALLLLLLL YOURRRRRRR CHRISTMASES BE WHITEEEEEEEEE
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He absorbed the energy into his staff and yawned. “It appears your Author has a different reason for this interaction than mine does.” Rose decided he was insane. Like everyone else here. Nemesis gave up. He decided not to count it as a rejection, since he didn’t even know if it was a girl or not.- 111802 replies
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(Yeah, it’s Haly) (From my old username) (Thanks)
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He whined for a second and went back through, this time doing a better job of protecting his face.- 111802 replies
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Mmm okay *hugs everyone*
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Nemesis had no tact. He stepped right through the portal. Ys happy now :3- 111802 replies
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Ys :3 Nemesis perked up. “A girl? Where?”- 111802 replies
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Hmph. Thank you. *hug* Wasted it on me
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No I’ve done nothing to deserve it HEY *wriggles*
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Nawwwwwwww *escapes regardless*
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Alr cook girlie cook hehe- 111802 replies
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I do not Or well at least I don’t deserve it
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I mean, if you wanna beat him to it, chop chop ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “Hah! No. This is one of mine.”- 111802 replies
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"Warmth. Look around. It's freezing." Xanther would gladly give him as much time as he needed. "Oh, and they don't need to be magical or anything. That would certainly be a perk, but a mere pair of gloves, properly characterized, would suffice." Mr. Whitlock grabbed blindly for a chair and sat heavily. "You killed my son," he whispered. Nemesis folded his arms. "Do you know where any girls are? Any at all?" Hehe. It would kinda be fun to see somebody slap him. You could make a new character here and Rebus could send her and Nemesis to go conquer a planet or something--- idk, that's the first idea that popped into my head. He narrowed his eyes. "Hm. Noted. I warn you again, a conflict would not be in either of our best interests. Can you at least promise not to aid or harbor anybody who may begin a resistance?" Xanther laughed. "My dear boy, my dear boy. You don't even know what I am!"- 111802 replies
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She pulled a shiny clip off her belt. It held a lot of keys— like, a LOT. She took them all off and handed him the clip, shoving the keys into her pockets and zipping them. “Elegance does not matter. Neither does the subject. I merely want a nice pair of well fleshed-out gloves. Preferably something that takes more than three seconds to think of and write.” ”Yes, thank you. And then over here we have—“ He stopped, then stared at Rebus. “Wh-what?” Nemesis narrowed his eyes and considered that. “I think that’s a stupid idea,” he said. “I could crush them all for you if you like, or grant you the power to do it yourself. All such a thing would require is allegiance to His Majesty, Emperor Rebus the Ruthless. You would even be allowed to keep your kingdom, and possibly receive dominion over far more than just this.” Xanther grinned. “Combat would not be in either of our best interests, I will admit. However, my main purpose here is either to intimidate you or to use you to intimidate others. Let’s start with this request: swear fealty to the Crown.” I can be stubborn when I pick my battles- 111802 replies
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“I come bearing dire news for your forces,” he said. “Their king has made some agreement with a dark entity and claimed a very ominous-looking sword. I also come bearing an easy solution.”- 111802 replies
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He laughed again. “Ah, dear child. You have yet to learn that power is a mere contest of wills in the Thread— and I was created to be very, very powerful.”- 111802 replies
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