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  1. Bird Furious
    *forces kitten upon* She's urs now and her name is Mercury. And she loves you.
  2. Bird Furious
    Do you like sunsets? Do you like shoelaces? Do you want a pupper?
  3. Bird Furious
    Wh-- Oh... thanks What the heck does that mean, I wonder.
  4. Bird Furious
    *gasps* Maybe being dead isn't so bad!
  5. Bird Furious
    No. Just gimme ur money and we can settle out of court. *hug harder* You need a kitten. *dashes away*
  6. Bird Furious
    SOULS THAT'S WHAT I MEANT NO YOU SHOULDNT BE CUZ YOU SLAPPED ME AND I DONT TRUST YOU Of course *hugs* *gives chocote* OH MY GOSH I TRIED TO FIX IT SO MANY TIMES IM JSUT LEAFVING IT NWO T
  7. Bird Furious
    hey mom I died
  8. Bird Furious
    AWW The toxic waste Spirit barfed back up for me YAY SIC DAVEY FOR ALL HE'S WORTH PLEASE No! You slapped me! You're the defendant!
  9. Bird Furious
    *GASP* LAWER I NEED A LAWYYYERRRRRRRRR
  10. Bird Furious
    DID TOO OOOH I WANNA PUNCH SOMEONE SURE BUT JUST KNOW I'LL SUE YOU LATER
  11. Bird Furious
    She's gone but I need her T~T
  12. Bird Furious
    I want my mother.
  13. Bird Furious
    WHAT BUT AND THEN YOU VAPORIZED ME SO WE'RE MORE THN EVEN. BE HAPPY.
  14. Bird Furious
    from far away in Moscow. Myself and the entire island of Jamaica are vaporized. I am now dead. I want my mommy.
  15. Bird Furious
    Of course. Mother, can I have it now? @Through The Living Glass Aw why not >:"(
  16. Bird Furious
    Barry, bored, drew a chessboard on the wall with his chalk.
  17. Bird Furious
    I wasn't asking you I was asking my mother now spit it out
  18. Bird Furious
    "Oh, right."
  19. Bird Furious
    ooooh yummmy mother can I eat that
  20. Bird Furious
    YES or put down like che-mi-cals
  21. Bird Furious
    Barry woke up slowly, yawned, and sat up. "What, already?"
  22. Bird Furious
    That's semantics ABSOLUTELY NOBODY he scudding better be
  23. Bird Furious
    Oh yeah *squeezes more but caaasarefully* But uh also he needs sleep do not encourage my son. Ive been trying to convince him for ages to be bipedal.
  24. Bird Furious
    *squeeze* … MY SON, GO TO BED. Ok that’s not just evil that’s diabolical
  25. Bird Furious
    A billion years
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