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Bird Furious

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  1. *challenges* I'm not bad at mariokart I cook every time in the Wii version but the switch version is a lil more complicated
  2. He says he's alive, so you're off the hook. HELLO SON I LOVE YOU SON LEMME SQUISH YOU *squish* He totally would
  3. Y'alls happen to need plot? Or characters? Or anything? Perchance?
  4. No!! I don't want to eat you and I don't want to murder you! Unless @KnightSkye is dead and it's your fault. Then I will murder you without regret.
  5. She chased them.
  6. Yay! I tie up my mother and my father at chairs at the table, plus my stepfather @Dabi and my two sons @whirtescudhim and @KnightSkye. Okie! Eat!
  7. ...... I'm not eating my mother- wait- we're not eating you... alive, are we?
  8. HEY IF YOU DON'T BRING HIM BACK AND LEAVE HIM ALONE I'LL USE MY SPELL I mean you shouldn't care about that but I felt like I should warn you-- OH AND I'LL MURDER YOU FIRST
  9. *snorts* I demand a gourmet dinner.
  10. She turned redder. "I know they're not." the scud was her name also, sorry for vanishing She grabbed the wall and pulled out a stone sledgehammer. Then she pounded them.
  11. AUFH MY SIBLINGS DO THAT IT'S THE ABSOLUTE WORST BECAUSE IT'S USUALLY ME GETTING TATTLED. HMPH, RAH. I will attempt to do so
  12. WAIT WHO'S GETTING EATEN AND I'LL BRING ONION SALT
  13. “I thought you were justifying your actions by telling yourself it was right, that you were the hero. Now I see you’re merely fickle and crazy. I merely thought you’d be more cohesive.” The fairies giggled. “I’ll tell you what, dear,” she said, voice sickeningly sweet. “I have an eye for spectacle. I’ll let you leave with your pride intact, since it means so much to you. If you’re willing to fetch something for me.” Aphi or cori
  14. NOT WHEN IM TOO DUMB TO PAY ATTENTION *revives and protectively hugs @KnightSkye*
  15. ✨ guitar lessons ✨ 

    wish me luck…….

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    2. Kansas Stormcursed

      Kansas Stormcursed

      I don’t have callouses on my fingertips, they scrape off too fast

    3. Bird Furious

      Bird Furious

      Imagine :P 

      Martial arts, I'm guessing? 

    4. Kansas Stormcursed

      Kansas Stormcursed

      Yup

      Between lots of finger strikes and various grabs and stickwork, they just disappear

  16. “I’ll kill him the second you step out.” The fairies giggled. “Because! You’re pretty like us, probably!”
  17. "I don't want to say anything to you. I want you to get on your knees and beg me to forgive you. That's what I want." "Not anymore," she sang. "She's mortal now." I love Zeus just--
  18. "The garden," one squeaked, drifting closer with the sound of bells. "A lesser one, concerned with mortal affairs." She tilted her head, smiling cloyingly. "A lesser god, insulting me and refusing to show me basic respect after being invited into my presence."
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