Australians saying
“put the shrimp on the barbie”
No Aussie would ever say that
No. 1 we wouldn’t say “put” we’d say ‘chuck’ :]
No. 2 WE DONT SAY SHRIMP! WHAT IS A SHRIMP??! THEY’RE PRAWNS
also who barbecues prawns???!!??! Ewwwww
another one:
naur. Just no. I’ve never heard any real Australian pronounce it like that before except in jest. It may be a regional accent but I’ve never met anyone who sounds like a Mako mermaid.
ahem…
rant over.
edit:
This one is for my state. People say that everyone from Melbourne loves coffee. I definitely don’t. Never had it, except a sip once. It was gross. Never want to have it again.
Also technically I’m from California
And I live in Australia right now. I can’t surf .-.
I’m like a disgrace to my cultures or something