Spinsa

Alanik: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Boomslug will and will not eat. Rodge: Grass? Yes! Alanik: Moss? Yes!! Rodge: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Alanik: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Rodge: Worms? Sometimes! Alanik: Rocks? Usually nah. Rodge: Twigs? Usually! Alanik: Jorgen's cooking? Inconclusive! Arturo: How did you… test this? Alanik: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Arturo: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Jorgen: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? Spensa: Yo idiot, get over here. M-bot: Okay- Jorgen: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming! M-bot, sadly: I thought... I was idiot... Spensa: Change is inedible. Arturo: Don’t you mean inevitable? Spensa, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t. Jorgen: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Spensa: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid. Jorgen: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Alanik, rushing in: Jorgen! Spensa tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken! *at Evershore* Alanik: The Ocean is a soup. Arturo: Arturo: Do elaborate. Alanik: What are needed for something to be a soup? Arturo: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Alanik: *Tilts head* Arturo: The Ocean is a Soup. Alanik: The Ocean is a Soup. M-bot: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it! Jorgen, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies. Rodge: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired? Jorgen: I have depression, what do you think?

Jorgen : For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Alanik, Arturo, & Spensa: Okay. Jorgen : If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Alanik: Bold of you to assume I have money. Arturo: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Spensa: Bold of you to assume I can die. *Rodge teaching Spensa to drive and taking Jorgen along for the ride* Rodge: That's a pothole. To the left! Spensa: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Jorgen, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Spensa: I don't think that's how the song goes. Rodge, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Spensa: Country Roads. Jorgen: To the place. Spensa and Jorgen in unison: I Belong! Rodge, crying harder: What the scud?! Here's a big one haha I've really had fun with the Incorrect Quote Generator if you couldn't tell Jorgen: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!? Spensa : Good luck trying to return me without a receipt. *Spensa and Jorgen at a zoo* Spensa : What are they in for? Jorgen: Spensa , this isn't prison. Spensa : So they can leave? Jorgen: No, but- Spensa , pointing at a monkey: I bet that one murdered someone. Rodge: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand. Nedd : I photosynthesize with this. Jorgen: Scud, the power went out. Spensa : Don’t worry, I got this. Spensa : *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Jorgen: What-? Spensa : I swallowed a glow stick! Jorgen, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU- Spensa : Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this scudding flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ Alanik: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees. Spensa : BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm. M-bot: That is not something you actually have installed. Spensa : Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG OPINION. Spensa : Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? Chet: No. M-bot: No. Spensa : Didn't think so. Spensa : Guys, M-bot is missing. Chet: Good. Chet: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Spensa : They do. M-bot: ...Why did you say that with such certainty? Spensa : Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? M-bot: Neither. M-bot: Because it's twelve. Jorgen: What do you have? Spensa : A KNIFE! Jorgen: NO! Spensa : *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster* Alanik: … Spensa : …I get confused sometimes. Alanik: Me too. Alanik: How would you like your pancakes? Jorgen: Plain. Rodge : With sprinkles! Arturo: Chocolate chips. Spensa : Potatoes. *Jorgen, Rodge , and Arturo look at Spensa * Spensa : What? They're good. FM: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Rodge , blushing: Okay. Spensa : It's scudding summer. Spensa : You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Jorgen: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Spensa : I said within reason, Jorgen. How about I murder that guy? Jorgen: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Spensa : Well, duh. What kind of question is that? Arturo: Can I have some? Spensa , mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it. Arturo: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Alanik: Wow. They sound stupid. Arturo: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Alanik: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Arturo: I guess you’re right. Hey Alanik, I love you. Alanik: See! Just say that! Arturo: Holy Scud. Alanik: If that flies over their head then, sorry Arturo, but they're too dumb for you. Arturo: Alanik. Arturo: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? Arturo & Jorgen: One, two, three- Arturo & Jorgen: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks! Spensa : Our turn, Alanik! One, two, three- Spensa : Vanilla! Alanik: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake? Spensa , taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Rodge , entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the s- Alanik: Bye Arturo! Bye Jorgen! Bye FM! Bye Rodge ! Bye Arturo! Spensa : You said ‘bye Arturo’ twice. Alanik: I like Arturo. Alanik: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Rodge: Okay. *later* FM: Rodge! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Alanik, whispering: Deny everything. Rodge, loudly: That isn't a chair. Spensa: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Kimmalyn: What? No, I— Jorgen: *enters room* Spensa: *jaw clenches* Spensa, trying to comfort Arturo: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there. FM: Do you love Jorgen? Spensa: Yeah, I do. FM: Arturo! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! Arturo: We all love Jorgen. You should've asked if they were IN love with them. Spensa: I thought that was implied. Arturo: ... FM: ... Spensa, looking straight at Arturo: Congrats FM, you just won 100 bucks. (minor spoilers) Jorgen in Evershore: Jorgen: Is this a good idea? Jorgen: Probably not. Jorgen: Do I care? Jorgen: No. Spensa: Do you ever think? Because I do not. Spensa: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules. FM: What? Spensa: Is there a point system, or is it to the death? Rodge: I know you love them. Arturo: I am not in love with Alanik! Rodge, staring at Arturo: I never said who... Arturo: *realizes* Arturo: Scud. Well, anyways- Spensa: Who the scud- Kimmalyn: Language! Spensa: Whom the scud- Kimmalyn: No. M-bot: Wait you like me? For my personality? Spensa: I know, I was surprised too. FM: How does that even work? Rodge, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?! FM: Your face doesn't make sense. *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Rodge: Thanks fam! Jorgen: Oh no. Alanik: *cries* I love you too. Arturo: Sounds fake, but okay. FM: *A flustered mess* Spensa: Can I get a refund? Arturo: Why is Spensa crying? FM: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Spensa: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Arturo: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- Spensa: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Arturo: NO, NOT THAT!