That1Cellist

As in the boring part, right? Thank you.

I am in a nation of befuddlement?

I am in a state of befuddlement.

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON

NONONOONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONO!! IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HEEELLLPPP!

That would be funny because then you could all see how stupid my face looks. (That's the impulsive thought) Okay that's fair. You guys have got me on that point. mmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmm. Lies. Delicious good lie.

Hmmm. My driving you crazy solidifies my idiocy.

You people are all suspiciously too interested in my own well being. You'd be surprised, Wizard.

Well, if it did, that would certainly be depressing, wouldn't it? There is a difference of wording in saying "unimportant" and saying "useless" but there's less of a distinction than you might think.

Hmm. I agree and disagree with the above statement about girls. I have a hard time interacting weather I know them or not, and it's getting really annoying. As for the other thing, thank you? I feel like this is the part where I'm supposed to be all smiley and better or something, but I don't feel it. No, I haven't. People have been quite fond of reminding me of that fact lately.

Actually, that was mostly my brother's idea. Unfortunately or realistic, depending on how you look at it, my self-esteem is quite low, as I am sure absolutely none of you have noticed. It being low does not mean it is incorrect, however. I would really rather not be useless. Unfortunately, it's a little bit late for that.

Now I just feel more like an idiot, you realize. Making people annoyed is not something people who aren't useless do.

Hmm. It's possible I'm the odd one. Luckily for you, I'm also pretty useless. I'm too stupid to get that into my head.

I am an idiot and you cannot convince me otherwise. See my long post earlier for more things that I think about myself. Plus, you are probably spinning their poor heads around. Make certain you make your intent perfectly clear so they understand. If you're capable of such a thing. Put them out of their misery, so to speak. I am absolutely in no way qualified. I just know that typically, girls talking to boys results in major confusion from the boy. In my experience we're a little too vulnerable to being complemented. It's a thing we don't get a whole lot, in my experience. Even if there is no complementing going on, it's still confusing to us, I think. Honestly most of this paragraph (If you can call it that) is based on observation.

Yes you have to be careful. But the thing is if you talk to us our little idiot brains will be spinning in circles trying to figure it out for a very long time.

Oh yes you do have to careful with the weirdness. We're kind of stupid that way.

Fascinating. Fascinating. Why is it you happen to be skittish around boys?

Once their soul leaves how do you catch it?

That doesn't make any sense. You talk to all the humans.

No no no it's not the friendly little wind dragons you have to look out for it's the potatoes and rabbits. Can anyone else help explain why girls are scary?

You could have taken the soul of so many other people.

I don't need to divulge that information you soul heist perpetrating maniac.

Girls are unnaturally intimidating. Part of this is simply because they are people. People are scary. They don't make any sense. Girls specifically are extra scary. Think of it this way. I don't talk to a lot of people. I don't like talking to new people because not only am I bad at it, I worry that they don't want to talk to me. So, with the exception of only one person I can think of, all of my friends I've ever had have been people who talked to me first. Girls don't want to talk to me. It makes perfect sense. I'm just about as far down as you can get in the social hierarchy, I'm not attractive or anything like that. I'm not very social, not funny, not entertaining, or anything of the sort. So, you can imagine the sort of panic that I get when a girl does talk to me. I start thinking things like, "What do they want?", "What motives do they have?", "What sort of nonsense is going on in the background for this encounter to happen?" I think that gets the point across mostly. Please feel free to press me for more details on my point of view.