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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard started experimenting, I wonder what would happen if I made a volcano and it got over everywhere. Wizard created a baking soda volcano that explosively squirted luminous dragon pee everywhere turning everyone differnet colors.
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    "It is now luminous dragon pee as I created a drink of my own invention and combined it with luminous glowing soup to make a very tasty and colorful drink. Here is a sip." Wizard hands Foklasfag a cup with one drop in it.
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    "Most aren't that interesting, but some are really intersting as I have already finished the whole cosmere and the WoT if it had been finished by Robert Jordan."
  4. The Wandering Wizard
    "@Lunamor I think this drink will sell quite well."
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    "I have no memory of this, but I do owe you for not getting Thaidakar in your areana." Wizard gives Nameless the five bucks and ten barrels of Luminous dragon pee and sends him on his way.
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    "Blew it up, but not as much as TLT and rebuilt it as Mr. Lemoncello's library with all books that ever were written, are being written, or a going to be written in the library." Cheerfully replies Wizard.
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    "For what?" Yawned Wizard. "As I don't remember buying anything from you."
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    There was a note on the bottle directing to where wizard lived.
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    "Here have some luminous dragon pee." Wizard left a whole bottle and then teleported to his house.
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    "But they can't die for another 9-8 pages." Refuted Wizard.
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    "Death can hold his own too." Replied Wizard. "But our goal is to save as many people as possible and they are less likely to be hidden or eaten if we get there faster."
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    Apparently your sadness can translate to really good writing, as that was really good. I finally finished the story this morning and now you can read it if you want, now to find something else to write about.
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    Because it kept TLT from getting a lower PG rating, so...
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    "For those that can't go through lava," Wizard gestures with his left hand and the stream turns into a volcanic crust. Memories of exploing countless alternate futures flood back to Wizard and he makes sure to reinforce the crust. "If we hurry we won't have to fight the army that is," Wizard sniffs the air. "About an hour behind us. You'll be able to see them after we climb up this hill."
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    There was the prisons Alcatraz and Leavenworth and another one that I can't remember
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    *Starts tapping cadmium* Just click and hold the title What is your favorite animal? Favorite mammal? Favorite reptile? Favorite sea creature? Cat or dog? Chinchilla or bird? Favorite hoid saying? Favorite wayne saying? Favorite RP? Favorite forum game? TLT or TLPW? Favorite weapon? Favorite medieval weapon? What animal would you be if you could turn into a animal? What creature from sanderson's cosmere series would you be? Favorite mythical creature? Favorite book genre? Is it strange to be getting all these questions from someone you don't know? Favorite Monster Hunter monster? Is the Khezu or Gigginox creepier? Favorite subject in school? Favorite kind of science? Favorite event in history?
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    Yet they still made a mess everywhere they went.
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    MOASH Which letter would you like to burn?
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    The dual blades are quite nice as my brother used to use them and he liked them. That was before we were converte to the light bow gun and started hunting all monsters in under 20 minutes. Do you prefer snow or rain?
  20. The Wandering Wizard
    They just politely chopped of each other's heads and reattached them.
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    When you notice sanderson's character names on your test
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    I am Hesho Sack of rice. Sack of rice.
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    So the people murdered eachother day after day but never died, a endless war that soon consumed the universe.
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    Yet no one would stay dead it was like the world was a massive Hinderstap town.
  25. The Wandering Wizard
    Around 1,965 That counts forum games and status replies What made you wish for kelsier's death?
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