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The Wandering Wizard

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  1. Inside the dungeon, the group found a small group of non-violent Eizards.
  2. The ground crackered and the corpses were eaten by The Last Krakitrice, who was now the size of a small mountain.
  3. The flying wyverns were better versed in killing things. And so killing stuff clashed heads with killing things.
  4. This was a story for another time and so the party reached the dungeon, which was naturally guarded by ten thousand different species of flying wyverns, including dragons.
  5. As well as freeing those trapped in witch traps, moving turtles across the road, and preventing the party members from being attacked.
  6. To repeat @Ranryu, Why are people afraid of feet?
  7. It wasn't as horrifying as the time he'd brought someone back from being dead.
  8. No one had any problems with this. And so they set off once again to finally find the really cool magical pause.
  9. "I remember!" Shouts Wizard. "It is a really cool magical pause!"
  10. Narrator Wizard appeared riding a seething bazelgeuse. "Why would I know what it is? All I know is that it is a really cool magical something, but not a pineapple."
  11. Is it from T. KO? I have played jackbox before, just didn't make the connection.
  12. Including Silent Gatherer, who was poisoned by the elephant.
  13. Knights Radient: People who gain magical powers after going through a successful redemption arc.
  14. Choke. When you're petting a cat.
  15. Gets a dead eelakin. Inserts a question.
  16. Why is there a pumpkin on your head? Ehh, ruling people was boring anyway.
  17. A potato with a face? 9/10
  18. Show them the community forum. How do you draw?
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