Jump to content

The Wandering Wizard

Members
  • Posts

    7380
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    21

Everything posted by The Wandering Wizard

  1. Hoid devoured 798 tasty souls for Thursday lunch. However, Kelsier, who had formerly formulated a terrifying plan to eventually become Ruin, decided to devour Nightblood with v2.0 of pineapples; this made Hoid Supreme
  2. Go to your job interview When you are in a thunderstorm.
  3. Yes TPBM likes going up on the roof.
  4. A bucket falls from the top of the door, contents spilling towards @The Bookwyrm
  5. ROSHARAN WAFFLES!
  6. Eventually all that was left was the changed Selffalfrednahgs and their ruler, Ember.
  7. The ghanderflaffles were overtaken by the changed selffalfrednahgs.
  8. Not over yet. TPBM has some homework piling up, faster than they want it.
  9. Ember's power eclipsed him, similar to how much Uncle Brandy eclipsed Butt Venture at the begining of the story, but a thousand times more.
  10. The cat's paws crackle with energy. "I will now enhance you, this should-" Ember grins, "HURT A LOT." Crackling pillars shoot from Ember's paws and the Selffalfrednahgs all fall unconcious.
  11. "Do you have anymore?" (Also based on a true story) When you are hanging from your roof by the christmas lights.
  12. Emma takes a peek outside using a tiny portal. "We can all leave now." Declares Emma. "The book stampede is finally taken care of." Emma walks out through a wall.
  13. They managed to escape from the jail after a thousand years, much had changed.
×
×
  • Create New...