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  1. The Bookwyrm
    Butt didn't know what to do. He had nothing left at all. So he gave the Ghanderflaffles some popcorn.
  2. The Bookwyrm
    Butt tried to scare the Ghanderflaffles away by turning up the volume of the movie as loud as it could go.
  3. The Bookwyrm
    That place happened to be the cinema, again.
  4. The Bookwyrm
    While the narrators argued about Ghanderflaffles, Butt snuck away to a place.
  5. The Bookwyrm
    Because it was still rising. For some reason I always imagined them as weird hairy winged snakes.
  6. The Bookwyrm
    The four giants, summoned by the Ghanderflaffle emperor, stopped the moon and saved Butt.
  7. The Bookwyrm
    Meanwhile, the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising. And Butt's consultant was secretly the emperor.
  8. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm wondered what a Ghanderflaffle was.
  9. The Bookwyrm
    Add Venture was a metalborn.
  10. The Bookwyrm
    "Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, you'd better stop drinking dragon pee, or the Witherlord might just end another beneficial mercury-and-vodka soup incinerating extravaganza while flying and eating chartreuse rocket Humboldt penguins!" Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt Ad Venture.
  11. The Bookwyrm
    That was how he hired a consultant. With his special tricks. Butt's consultant was, of course...
  12. The Bookwyrm
    ...Why is there a cryptic following me? It just fell out of the sky one day.
  13. The Bookwyrm
    Butt, realizing he didn't have any narrator powers to escape the falling moon, was very sad. So he hired a consultant.
  14. The Bookwyrm
    Butt realized that he had no way to escape the falling moon. Whoops, he thought. I'd better get out of here!
  15. The Bookwyrm
    Gets The End. Inserts Found the Kitten.
  16. The Bookwyrm
    Gets an astronomy nerd trying to look something up then realizing it's not a supernova, it's something else. Inserts a Type Ia supernova.
  17. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm narrated himself spike-proof.
  18. The Bookwyrm
    The moon was going to crash in three days.
  19. The Bookwyrm
    Suddenly, the breadmunks ran into the place with painfully bad Portuguese poetry on the wall.
  20. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm wondered where Mythos came from.
  21. The Bookwyrm
    No, but I used to live 15 minutes from Lake Michigan. We went to the beach there, and the lake is so big, you can't see the other side. It was like the ocean but not salty. TPBM has been to one of the Great Lakes.
  22. The Bookwyrm
    Something Completely Random was one of Ir's parents. Ir's full name was Ir Totally Random.
  23. The Bookwyrm
    This is less pleasant.
  24. The Bookwyrm
    Gets too many huge projects due too soon. Inserts homework.
  25. The Bookwyrm
    That, my friend, is not a very pleasant sight to behold.
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