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  1. EmulatonStromenkiin
    I'm serious about the cookies, though. haven't read that series, but will put it on my list.
  2. EmulatonStromenkiin
    The Pulse sounded again
  3. EmulatonStromenkiin
    nope. don't want to either NHIE tap danced
  4. EmulatonStromenkiin
    which program? Blake: how do I get rid of the Shadow creature in my mirror?
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    The pulse was somewhat like the buzz of electricity combined with hair clips
  6. EmulatonStromenkiin
    a low pulsing buzz ran through the world
  7. EmulatonStromenkiin
    yup, but I don't like history tests TPBM enjoys tests
  8. EmulatonStromenkiin
    that is between me, @xinoehp512, and you all when the nameless end finally destroys the world. We come, echoed a voice, reminiscent of the skiens.
  9. EmulatonStromenkiin
    I have not. NHIE eaten a leaf
  10. EmulatonStromenkiin
    Would you like water? Centaurs are insects
  11. EmulatonStromenkiin
    Darle's Chickens walked into the library.
  12. EmulatonStromenkiin
    The skiens are relevant, too. Also TOWWACBob. Wizard, that was not canon
  13. EmulatonStromenkiin
    TOWWACBob sighed, then bent time so that the Fatalis were now at the end of the universe.
  14. EmulatonStromenkiin
    Emulator-emulaton. Power of imaginary hoid-like character. Stromenkiin - kin of the storm. In essence, immagination.
  15. EmulatonStromenkiin
    we don't have another unit of time, every 12 is about a day in realtime. TOWWACBob vanished all of the monsters.
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    Syl: I told Kaladin that their ears turn red when they lie. Adolin: Do they? Syl: No. Adolin: Then why did you tell them that? Syl: Because I can do this. Syl: Hey Kaladin! Do you love us? Kaladin, with their hands over their ears: No Shallan: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Adolin: Aww- Shallan: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast! Adolin: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Shallan: I boiled gatorade. Kaladin: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Shallan: That’s a snake. Adolin: How are you today? Kaladin: Please don’t make me think about my life. Shallan: What the hell were you thinking? Kaladin: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! Shallan: You released OSTRICHES! Syl: Is stabbing someone immoral? Shallan: Not if they consent to it. Kaladin: Depends on who your stabbing. Adolin: YES??!!? Navani: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks. Shallan: Ducks can’t eat lightbulbs? Kaladin: I think that’s the point. Navani: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them. Adolin: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Shallan! Shallan: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this Dalinar: Are you having another depressive episode? Kaladin: A depressive episode? Kaladin: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one
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    Flames begin to rain down, ones that do no damage to books
  19. EmulatonStromenkiin
    Of course I'm crazy, that's not the problem. oh wait.
  20. EmulatonStromenkiin
    The singing is in my head. I can't ignore my brain, no matter how hard I've tried.
  21. EmulatonStromenkiin
    not unless I'm really cold. TPBM had a hat
  22. EmulatonStromenkiin
    That is a matter of personal choice, and my statement still stands. Singing opera at it does not work.
  23. EmulatonStromenkiin
    4/4
  24. EmulatonStromenkiin
    I too have discovered this: Vin to Kelsier: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just... Elend: Cockroach ankles! Vin: Ye- uh, what? Kelsier: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it? Elend, looking at Kelsier: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful? Kelsier and Elend in unison: *sighs* Vin Vin, knocking on the door: Kelsier, open up! Kelsier: It all started when I was a kid. Vin: That’s not what I- Elend: Let him finish! Elend: Vin and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us. Kelsier: What did you do? Elend: She chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and- Vin: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel? Kelsier: I am strong! I beat Elend at arm wrestling! Vin: Anyone can beat Elend at arm wrestling! Elend: Hey- Kelsier: If you water water, it grows. Vin: ...What. Spook: He's got a point. Elend, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Vin: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Elend: Ohhhh- Dockson: Both of you get out of this kitchen. Syl: Would you slap Shallan- Kaladin: Yes. Syl: I didn't even finish! Kaladin: Sorry, continue. Syl: Would you slap Shallan for 10 dollars? Kaladin: I would do it for free. Shallan: Rude... Shallan: Guess what number I’m thinking of. Kaladin: 420? Shallan: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously. Syl: 69. Shallan: Yeah it was 69. Shallan: Kaladin won’t come out of their room! Syl: Just tell them I said something. Shallan: Like what? Syl: Anything factually incorrect. Shallan, shrugging: If you say so. Kaladin, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
  25. EmulatonStromenkiin
    won't work, I'm a boy. and it is the thing singing opera, not me. I also refuse to die.
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