EmulatonStromenkiin

All harmful effects stop just before injuring anyone. The Doors shake, and glowing signs appear.

No Harm Shall Be Done Within The DOOR-WAY

On 2/2/2026 at 5:10 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Ooh I have Kreen 2.0 sleeping here

Uhh hmm

Kreen abruptly woke up as he felt a door open beneath him. He plummeted into another world.

I'll decide where he went later.

the Doors do not open unless the opener wishes them to.

In a flash, the ground reforms, revealing more Doors embedded in the floor.

A ripple occurs as the DOORS shift and move around, as some are added and some are removed. the DOOR-WAY is the same, yet different.

You may run into the wrong door now.

I would like to note that the DOOR-WAY need not be limited to one storyline or thread. it connects to all doors, everywhere, everywhen. It actually got way more serious than I first imagined it, but that's okay.

4 hours ago, -ACE- said:

*Ahem* NERD *Ahem*

you are on a thread called "people who memorize digits of pi" so thank you.

3.1415926535897932384626433882795028841971693993751058209

this is what I've got. it was a warmup we did in chorus

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Do doors fly?

any door on a moving vehicle does. anything can fly if you throw it hard enough

On 5/13/2025 at 8:45 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Alright everyone. I want to make a new cult. THE CULT OF THE WIZBIRBs! You have to choose a flying thing (This is very vague. technically you could be a flying rock. or a cockatiel) and that is the type of WIZBIRB you are. WIZBIRBs are always all caps. Only 1 person of each type. I will provide a list of the currently unavailable types below. You must always say THE CULT OF THE WIZBIRBs in all caps. WIZBIRBs have the unique ability to cast spells. Every WIZBIRB casts spells differently. WIZBIRBs can change the specific way they cast their spells.

List of WIZBIRBs:

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@CoderDrag0n8 - Dragon type WIZBIRB

@Kaladin Stormcursed - Peregrine falcon type WIZBIRB

@Wyver - Wyvern type WIZBIRB

@SpiritOfWrath - Magical Sky Boiler type WIZBIRB

@epl2 - Hummingbird type WIZBIRB

@Oh Bel - Paper Airplane type WIZBIRB

@YEVAD - Pelican type WIZBIRB

@Entr0pic - Stag Beetle type WIZBIRB

@Radon - Windrunner type WIZBIRB

@SpartanBrigade - Hawk type WIZBIRB

@FRENZEE - Penguin type WIZBIRB

@BlueWildRye - Chicken type WIZBIRB

@Tinwatcher - Mistborn type WIZBIRB

@THE DEMON - Paradise type WIZBIRB

@The Shattered Cosmere - Hoid typo WIZBIRB

@Denisimo - Edible type WIZBIRB

@Riino - TVC (terminal velocity chilli) type WIZBIRB

@Akimikoisthecutest - Vin type WIZBIRB

@Clarkmon22 - Primal Acid type WIZBIRB

@Ire - Blue Jay type WIZBIRB

 

I SHALL BE THE WIZBIRB OF DOOR

19 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

That's an unusual bout of luck. Maybe...

Lazar turns to Cep. 

"As far as I've ever seen, there's only one door to each realm. Why not just go back through it?"

Wish I could. 

The Master of The Door-Way appears. "Every door in every realm is connected to a Door here. As they say on Earth, there's more than one way to skin a cat!" he vanishes again.

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

Still confused. “Ah. Ok. Erm, why are we in front of a door?”

"Ah. Welcome to The Door-Way. It is an infinite hallway made of doors, and every Door connects to another one elsewhere. You cannot break the Doors in The Door-Way, but the ones they are connected to can be broken with appropriate difficulty. If this happens, the Door vanishes until its real-world counterpart is fixed. That sums it up."

34 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

I *poofs* then look confused. 
“Glockenspiels?” 

"Yes, they have come under control of JIM. Therefore, they are not allowed."

The Master of The Door-Way appears. "There is a new rule. No glockenspiels. This is a truth."

The Master of The Door-Way watches them leave, beginning to explore The Doors. Hopefully, the wouldn't encounter JIM.

4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Lazar approaches the gnome. 

"Ah, hello. I suppose you would come to this section, what with all these people." 

He glances at the door he came from again and, seemingly finding what he saw sufficient, speaks. 

Better safe than sorry. 

"I request that you would comply to the statute of nondisclosure regarding my presence here."

"The only people who know who is in The Door-Way are me and those they are seen by. I won't tell anyone, Laddie."

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

“Hello. What might be your name?”

"I told you, I am the Master of The Door-Way!" He replied cheerfully.

2 hours ago, The Wyver said:

"Protect from what?"

The Master held up a hand and started ticking off fingers. "People being rude, breaking the no-excessive-violence rule, sharks, the weird moss expanding on Door 1799643-c, kittens, puppies, any baby animals, any baby sentients, any baby gods, the letter 42, (long screeching noise), laser sharks, persnickety Nameless Ends, the Axe of Sundering, The Axe of Rendering, CAD architects, insane Archons, quantum goats, that one camel named Dave, and just generally making sure The Door-Way is traversable by sentients without fear of immediate death." he let down a hand that for a moment had had far too many fingers. 

"Most of those are just people that were banned, though"

13 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

"No!"

Lazar inspected the others more carefully. 

They don't look the type, but you can never tell. 

"It's not common to find so many people all in the same place here," he said suspiciously. 

Before I meddle with everyone, did you have a plot in mind? 

there isn't really a plot in my mind, aside from exploring the doors.

"I am the Master of The Door-Way! I protect/guard/manage the Doors!"

A tiny man appears, wrinkled but spry.

"Welcome to The Door-Way!" he exclaims. "It has been ages since we had visitors!"

Welcome to The Door-Way.

Each Door is a duplicate of one elsewhere in the multiverse, and connects directly to it. Perhaps on the other side are riches untold. Or perhaps something far more ... sinister. What will you find behind the Door you choose?

In front and behind you stretches an infinitely long hallway. Made completely of doors, one of which you stepped out of. Even the floor you are walking on is made of doors.

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The Door-Way is a hallway made of doors, and every Door connects to another one elsewhere. You cannot break the Doors in The Door-Way, but the ones they are connected to can be broken with appropriate difficulty. If this happens, the Door vanishes until its real-world counterpart is fixed. The Door-Way is managed by an old gnome of a man who just calls himself "The Master of The Door-Way" in a crackly voice. He is amusing This is a free-form roleplay, mostly involving opening various Doors and discovering what's behind them.

I join. what does my island look like?

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Due to various IRL circumstances, I have to become inactive on the site for two years. You are welcome to use Atikskrakkaitak as an NPC, and I fully expect you to encounter his race, the Skkraaakiskakkkraitk. 

Atikskrakkaitak took the small metal disk, and calmly entered his shuttle. Just in case, he set up a program that would return the shuttle to his main ship before the docking pass expired.

57 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Paprika looked confused again. "You can time travel?"

"He shifted forward. Even the most powerful Dragons cannot travel backwards in time. Think of it as him sleeping, only not aging in that sleep."

Atikskrakkaitak turned to Uen. "You are very lucky the Dragons did not notice you. They like to study Timebenders."

"My people would welcome allies, as we are but one system. Strictly speaking, the home of my race was folded into the Dragon's empire long ago, but my homeworld is an independent colony system. We have interstellar capabilities, through use of Spacebending, but are fewer in number than most systems in our sector. We have been expecting something like this, though. "

6 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"I... doubt it will be that simple."

"It is never that simple."

3 hours ago, PyroPhile said:

We did not expect it to escalate this quickly. I do not know how our leaders will react to this.

"Neither did I. I was just here doing reconnaissance for personal reasons."

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Where do we want to take this? I haven't a clue.

Atikskrakkaitak nodded at Paprika's statement. 

"I thought so. I can function as a representative of my race, as soon as I put through some paperwork to the heads of my system. Presumably, as diplomats, Ghost and Amaranthine are certified to function as representatives of their races."

59 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

 

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Ah. I recind my previous post.

14 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"So this," Paprika summarized, "is bad."

@PyroPhile @EmulatonStromenkiin @Justice_Magician @The Bald Brandon

2 hours ago, Justice_Magician said:

"You are right, we totally could 'ave taken them and now they are gone."

Ari felt a little disappointed, she had hoped the council would put up more of fight than just yelling.

Atikskrakkaitak sighed. "Alfakyn, you are overestimating your capabilities. Even if everyone in the room was well equipped and prepared, the Dragons would have won any fight." 

His eyes focused on the three entities standing before him, the Wraith, Elf, and Human.

"I have access to a decent amount of knowledge about most of the species with this sector, and any fight and subjugation will not be pretty. There is, however, another option. A coalition of species/races working together would be far more powerful than any other option."

7 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"The hell do you think you're dealing with?"

"You can't just order us to go to war with each other!"

"Go ahead and take those proclamations and shove them up your - "

Akalatax and his assistants stood. "There is little else for us to say to you. We will provide you as well as every qualifying world with an Empire-forged Inter-Planetary Communication Tablet, with which you will confirm your registration - as well as to receive announcements and information regarding various events in the upcoming war.

"With that, I'm afraid, we must take our leave."

 

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"So this," Paprika summarized, "is bad."

@PyroPhile @EmulatonStromenkiin @Justice_Magician @The Bald Brandon

Just before Atikskrakkaitak made his exit, the dragons finished and began to leave.

Of course it is bad. It will also be dangerous. He stiffened as he sensed a warp of the Energy nearby. Not just any energy but time shaping. I have to go now, if the dragons find what I just sensed we could be in BIG trouble.

Changing course, he headed towards the anomaly, eventually catching glimpse of a confused looking human.