To win, or not to win, that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous spamming,
Or to take arms against a sea of winners
And by opposing end them. - Winlet, Act 1433, Scene 4.
“Friend Kool-Aid Person, you enormous fluffy panda thrifty doofus, you'd better stop exploding, or the Genie might just end another deadly vodka-and-Taynix soup inhaling contest while flying and singing."
Granted. Page 1 says "All the Ghostbloods died." The rest of the book is blank.
But if you look really closely, you might be able to spot a message in invisible ink...
I wish I lived in the US.