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  1. He runs over and *Punches* the tentacle.
  2. He starts swearing violently at it, in several languages, singlehandedly naming 9 gods to curse the tentacle, and making up 15 new words.
  3. Zach runs over the cannon and starts firing at a tentacles.
  4. It does not work
  5. "Oh little old me? I unleashed a dark god, who consumed most of reality to feed their insatiable hunger for reality and magic. He's probably outside." He chuckles
  6. "You're gonna need to let me out to get it. " He shrugs
  7. "You sure that's the whole phase? Think back, I think you're doing exactly what it's telling you to not do. Idiot."
  8. "That's a... stick with ball on the end? It makes a nice noise when I hit the bars with it. "‘Be not misled" doesn't make sense, you sure that isn't just a warning?"
  9. "SAYS YOU! GO SOLVE YOUR PUZZLES" he says he gets up and glares at you You notice a large rod with a ball on the end sitting in the corner where he was.
  10. It fails to make a sound. Nothing else happens.
  11. The dirt flies out and lands in a heap, shaped in a rude symbol. "HUH? I'M NOT DEAD? JUST SLEEPING" You have nothing to ring it with.
  12. to kill. The aforementioned depression
  13. Spoiler

    By making it his mission to kill God, to the point of acquiring a weapon and smuggling it to the Pearly Gates, Grover shows disdain to the concept of divinity and has already killed Him on his mind.
    By steeling himself enough to go up the Stairway to Heaven not once, but SEVERAL times, no matter how infinitely great or infinitesimally small were the steps he had to take, and ending it by making Kermit take the entire brunt of his sins, Grover has outwilled God.
    By defying the all-binding, all-blinding light of He Who Comes From Above with the sheer strength of his purpose, demanding that He showed Himself before him, Grover had defeated God -- The very concept of God purpose-wise.
    Three times had he killed The Father, both in mind, body and spirit. All without firing a single bullet. He had already shown that The Holy Trinity was below him, but Grover still groveled on his spite and foolishness to prove a point, that he would kill God by means as mundane and low as the treason of His own children. The rejection of the gift of Life, the sin against brethren and the audacity to challenge His judgement of life and death: A single tool of murder, the Glock.
    Little did Grover know, however, that God has already shown enough mercy. As He once did with Lucifer, his rebellious legion of angels and with several iterations of Mankind, He'd reciprocate his wicked, unfathomable purpose. And so, God broke Grover beyond what anyone would expect.
    He broke Grover's purpose by putting the Damocles above his head, "rewarding" him with power over everything and promptly letting it crush his murderous intent. He broke Grover's body by weighing his mortality against the infinity of the sins of His creation on an endless, relentless flight of stairs. Finally, He broke Grover's mind by making him experience his insignificance when compared to the entire span of Creation, so that when Time and Space have no more meaning than a speck of dust, his mortal brain would wither.
    Three times had He killed The Muppet by condemning him to sempiternal Death, unending Failure and overwhelming Oblivion. Grover would forever experience everyone's pains and sins, the existence and decay of everything, and everywhere and everywhen that which has been, that is and forever will be. This was God's will. This was Grover's ultimate fall.
    ~
    Sebastián Rebaza La Rosa

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  14. The painting glares at you
  15. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That doesn't feel right. Heightening maybe, awakening no.
  16. You reach the top, at which there is a platform with a large bronze bell in the center. You have a better look at your surroundings now; far off in the distance, you see the world dissolving into fire before being remade, then dissolving again, almost like a heartbeat. You see now, the aforementioned star is nothing less than the eye of a titanic beast who sits just beyond the fire. It looks.... as if it's waiting.
  17. Forgery: more invested beings are better at effecting others and themselves. This would make everything about it so much easier.
  18. The door unlocks, and you see a rickety spiral staircase leading up. How good is Chiyo at keeping her footing? On a scale of 1-6?
  19. The door does not budge.
  20. It is locked.
  21. The land is desolate; nothing can be seen for miles. A single dim star floats in a bloodred sky above a sea of monotonous grey stone. You can see no bell tower but the shadow of one, perhaps past the end of the hall, is at the corner of the window. You see the star twitch and turn toward you, watching, waiting. "SURE YOU DID BUDDY" You feel the overwhelming urge to cough as dirt clambers down your throat.
  22. "YOUR BAD ISN'T !%@%#%%#%# GOOD ENOUGH! I'LL SHOW YOU !%@%#% BAD YOU @^#%^@&^#%^$&*#." The dirt begins punching your uvula. "YAY!" She does a little dance and starts doing a little dance. "Thank you for playing with me! Come back soon!"
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