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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. “Plot.” Sequence said distastefully. “The founders of this place never meant for it to exist, so why should it?”
  2. Happy third year @Frustration! You are now officially ancient .
  3. Granted. Every time any part of your body makes any contact with any object, substance, surface, gas, liquid, etc, a boring historian man appears in front of you and gives you a massive lecture about the entire history of what you came in contact with. You are unable to walk away from the lecture as well. I wish for a cool looking witch’s cauldron made out of solid amethyst quartz.
  4. …………………… At times. I’ve done some things but I believe I’m alright in the end. The person below me enjoys flying in airplanes.
  5. Okay okay, the bunker is prepared, along with the specially engineered cell, the defense cannon, the perimeter security cameras, and the nuclear reactor if anything goes wrong. Am I forgetting anything? Your use of hydraulic technology sickens me.
  6. His relatives that also didn’t exist had a funeral for him.
  7. Sam’s third cousin twice removed got him one for his birthday, which happened to be that very day.
  8. That’s hard. Like, really hard. It changes frequently as well. Numb Little Bug by Em Beihold or Mulberry Street by twenty one pilots. (Jus the vibe) If you woke up one day with long beastly claws, how would you react?
  9. *Falls out of chimney* COUGH here I brought you something. *Ominous glowing package noises* Thats weird enough to make sense! I’ll take your entire stock!
  10. Have fun with those automobile machines that are so common nowadays! (Assuming that drivers license laws are the same in China that is)
  11. Which didn’t make much of a difference, as repairing “It” only caused more clown shenanigans.
  12. Congratulations! Scadrian waffle cook is a high honor! (Insert funny and offensive King’s wit comment about scadrians and waffles that I can’t for the life of me come up with here)
  13. … The spaceship has an automated landing Sequence… that has been initiated… so the pilot can have peace of mind… at the fact that they don’t have to utilize their laughable piloting skills…
  14. “Ha! Metal jaw!” Sequence said, pointing at Nameless. Everyone, Fuzzy, and Cardinal immediately followed suit.
  15. *Ahem.* “Hello folks, I hope you’re having a lovely evening. So I just have one thing to say to everyone here tonight.” *Ahem once more.* “…E.” *Vanishes without a trace.*

    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      *gets supremely confused.* hol' up, did you rlly leave the shard for now?

    2. ThroughTheLivingSequence

      ThroughTheLivingSequence

      Much much much much less activity.

  16. Have the happy day of birthings!

  17. Someone else was immediately taken into custody by the Jailiens. (Jail + Aliens)
  18. Sequence gasped, abandoning her rock form. She blinked at the Clockwork Withergeist, then held out her hand to it. “I remember you!”
  19. Sequence shrieked in fear and transformed into a rock, which thudded to the ground inconspicuously.
  20. Sequence gave him an odd look. “No. They are all evil. Just because some of them are nice doesn’t mean they aren’t evil.”
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