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  1. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Proof: Adolin obviously has an overwhelming evil aura due to the fact that he painted his shard plate instead of leaving it gray like Dalinar. Theory: Kandra are actually not spiked mistwraiths, but the leftover sludge residue from making chicken broth.
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    He was carried away by spooky looking people in masks, never to be seen again…
  3. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Probably throw it out, thinking it was unimportant gibberish XD. What would you do if you found a check for $10,000,000 in you pocket… but it was for a children’s hospital.
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    Granted. You are now a ham sandwich and are unable to pick up the scroll, as you have no hands, and are unable to read the scroll, as you have no eyes or cognitive function. I wish for the ability to keep all of my belongings, friends, and family safe.
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    Gets a really sad looking sword in a white cloak. Inserts a 3,000 year old big mac.
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    Ow… that ukulele has a metal thing on the bottom! What the heck, man! XD.
  7. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    When you push your grandmother down the stairs… on purpose.
  8. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Oof. Probably Threnodite forest. Would you rather get attacked by a Kandra assassin or a whitespine?
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    Well yeah I guess my opinion is kinda biased since it’s the only instrument I’ve ever played XD. Kiss banjo, marry guitar, kill ukulele. Fireworks, campfires, tiki torches.
  10. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    “Ah hello family! I’m back from work!” Well fine, but you owe me!
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    Who was immediately shot for his obviously biased opinion.
  12. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    *Flips through ‘Teaching for Noobs’ book* “Man I sure wish I was qualified for this… anyway, flip your textbooks to page 34, and start scribbling all over it with crayon- oh hello Mr. Principal!” When you break an entire museum.
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    Kiss viola, marry cello, kill violin. Bananas, banana ice cream, banana cream pie.
  14. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Everyone agreed that this was much better than Darkstalker.
  15. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Sure was a good thing that the pineapple was enchanted with a piece of his own magic scroll to turn him into a dragonet!
  16. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    "Okay then." Suddenly, the entire cognitive realm collapsed for no reason then was built again for no reason.
  17. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    There was much visible and audible sadness.
  18. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    There was much screaming.
  19. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Not sure why everyone thinks I'm obsessed with saying "Suddenly Pineapples"( Literally said it three times at most), but okay!
  20. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    This corrupted text generator is really causing more trouble than it's worth XD.
  21. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Gimme a sec, imma just cry about how amazingly sad this is for about thirty minutes- Also, whatever this was intrigued me more than anything I've read in... a long time. You should write a full-length book!
  22. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    The Travellar groaned. "My point is, it's been a really long time. Like, a really long time."
  23. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    The orb offered no help, 'watching' silently from a safe distance.
  24. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    The sphere shrieked and a point jutted out of its semi-solid form, stabbing into and destroying the device.
  25. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    The orb continued to… examine Rond. It’s form flickering with angry red and distorting the spherical shape.
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