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Thaidakar the Ghostblood

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  1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    the carrot became alive and killed the kitten from the inside.
  2. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    suddenly a flood of Bernie sanders memes crashed into his head.
  3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    the gateway was turned into a bowl of vomit.
  4. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    the puppy was wrestling with a giant rabbit named Herb.
  5. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    Covid retaliated by sending a flood of toilet paper.
  6. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

    happy birthday.

  7. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    suddenly someone named Covid Nineteen attacked Nameless.
  8. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    the ad started playing. The newest Ghanderflaffle emperor was onscreen.
  9. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    they were none other than Biance. she was on tour.
  10. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    this just in, in distant Montreal someone died!
  11. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    suddenly Admiral Tarkin died at the hands of Darth Jar Jar.
  12. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    it was Commander Yemoff.
  13. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    suddenly a giant chicken nugget monster ate one of the most important people in the empire.
  14. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    Havius was a respected leader, so when he was suddenly rejected by the merchant guild it was surprising.
  15. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    suddenly the new emperor was assassinated by a bowl of punch.
  16. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    suddenly a giant cockroach army destroyed half of the ghanderflaffles' major cities in a month.
  17. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    the emperor started a campaign against Scadrial.
  18. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    most agreed, he was replaced by someone named Thaidakar, this was of course not the same thaidakar we know and love/hate, but a different person altogether.
  19. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    suddenly billions of people came together and boycotted the ghanderflaffles, destroying most of the soldiers and upper class.
  20. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    Thaidakar then stole millions of dvds of all the Disney movies/shows and watched the ones he liked.
  21. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    Thaidakar grumbled as he started rewatching all the seasons of the clone wars.
  22. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    it was at that time that the ghanderflaffle emperor turned into a jelly donut because of ingestion.
  23. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    suddenly the armies of KFC, Taco Bell and McDonalds were coming together to battle the Ghanderflaffles.
  24. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    the worker smiled, "there's a reason the ice cream machines are always broken" they laughed hysterically.
  25. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    "mc Ds magic."
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