Thaidakar the Ghostblood

So basically my lunch table (Of six weird girls, we duh best) 

Basics to describe everybody so you get the idea of my friend group. 
Me: Impulsive, Crazy, Awkward (Has a tendency for doing stupid things)

S: *death stare intensifies* 

H: Worlds Best Chair Kicker 

A: “GuYs wHaT iN tHe WoRlD sToP sAyiNg mY hAiR lOoKs LiKe A FoUnDiNg FaThEr-“ 

E: Mmmno *french noises* Not LE EMASWEE UNCULTURED-

K: Oh my gosh wait… there’s math homework due next period- WAIT THERES A HISTORY TEST-  

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Me: *casually eating reheated pizza* 

Also Me: *touches S’s Kiwi* 

S: *whips her head around* Y o u d a r e u n c u l t u r e d p i g 

Me: Oh I dare 

S: *stands up over me* Que? 

E: *annoyed french mumbling* 

Me: I d a r e 

S: *spills Dr Pepper on the pizza* 

(They have a tendency to feed me forbidden foods, we had the blueberry tail water *drank it* Graham cracker lemonade *drank it* The forbidden fry *didn’t but it was a mix of mashed potatoes, ranch, ketchup, mayo, and salt* so you get where this is going) 

S: Take a bite [last name] 

A: *puts a napkin on it and it s o a k s i t I n* Eat that too will yuh?

H: *puts airhead wrapper on top* seasoning 

S: *all of us laughing* Just eat the plate 

*K, the innocent one pops out of nowhere and looks me dead in the eyes and goes* 

K: Just eat the table. 
 

Me: Bet- 

*Motherthly friend summons from the abyss* 

B: W h a t a r e y o u f e e d i n g m y c h i l d

S: Just soggy reheated Dr. Pepper napkin airhead pizza. 
 

B: I thought you were supposed to keep order to this Chaos. 
 

S: Yeah but… torturing [Name] is so fun.

E: Inhale pizza, exhale chaos {That’s a big inside joke, inhale mustache, exhale confidence}

Oh they fed me Ham juice that one time too. I’ve eaten some WEIRD combinations because of them. 
The blueberry Taki water wasn’t that bad tho guys- NOT THAT BAD-

The more I learn about the world the more I realize that weird completely insane friend groups are actually pretty common.

It's like the hot jupiters. We see a lot of them when we didn't think we would, but we also don't know if they're all that common.