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My meme: The meme template I used (that is really two memes smashed together) is supposed to be like "One does not simply [impossible thing]," then someone who did that impossible thing, then the first person being like "Wait, wha-?" If anyone wants to use the blank template, here it is:
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I feel the need to ask everybody:
How's life?
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... I WON?! How in the storming rusting scudding world did that happen?? "I'd like to thank the academy and my family and the other meme competitors and books. I'd also like to thank fantasy authors. They give the world a great service." Anyway, here's my meme: Could I please receive a breakdown of my score?
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1. Hamilton is pretty good, but I hold a lasting grudge that Harry Potter is way better. Harry Potter has unicorns. 2. Onions are good in soups, but delicious plain and even better sauteed. I agree with pickles, and mushrooms are only semi-acceptable on pizza. 3. I used to ask for mustard sandwiches. (Bread and mustard. That's it.) 4. You can probably borrow some audiobooks from a library (That's what I've been doing)., I highly suggest it. I've been listening to Elantris while I do my chores and it makes doing work fun. 5. [I meant to type "color" but somehow it got changed to "character"... No idea how that happened.] Interesting.
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Harry Potter or Hamilton? (I have a major grudge, guess which side I'm on) Give me your opinion on onions, pickles, and mushrooms. Ketchup or mustard? Do you like listening to audiobooks? Has someone already asked you what your favorite character is? If not, what is it?
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Same...
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...Maybe...
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I think there is just infinity metals, with every single alloy and alloys of alloys and stuff like that. All these big numbers are hurting my brain so I'm sticking with a nice, semi- comprehensible number.
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I'll sign myself up, thank-you-very-much! I'd like to join! Hopefully I can make it past the first round... Edit: So this is a conversation me and Enter a username had after I joined: Enter: So when are you going to start making memes? Me: What do you mean? The topic hasn't been posted yet. Enter: Yeah, but one of the memes you make might apply to the topic. Me: I don't have any ideas, though, because:
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Shallan Goes Shopping
2EmLee2 commented on ProfetessaOscura's gallery image in Stormlight Archive Art
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Deirek speed-walked down the hallway of the large tri-border building, holding a briefcase in his left hand and a small notepad in his right. After the Ladies' deaths, Lord Pending sent him to the Assembly to announce the passings and be the spokesperson for the grieving family. On his notepad held the opinions and votes of the Lord and the young Lady, so if they were not able to make the last bits of the assembly, he could speak for them. Deirek turned down a few hallways and found himself in a large auditorium that could seat roughly one thousand people. About fifty were already there, as the meetings would not actually start for another hour or so. He found the duo of seats assigned to his lord and lady and sat in one. Now just to wait for the meeting to start. --- Alen sat in a carriage, wearing the most frivolous and frilly gown imaginable, all in black and silver. Across from her was her father, also wearing black. His eyes were rimmed with red and tear streaks still were visible even though his eyes had long since dried up. Behind their carriage were the two wooden boxes that held... It was too painful to think about. Alen looked out the window, wishing the weather would match her mood. Instead it was the most beautiful of days, like the world was trying to deny the loss of... Alen shut another thought out of her head. She wanted to think of something - anything - that would keep her mind out of that pit of darkness. She triggered her Effect, watching it calmly spin as though nothing happened, as though Alen's whole world didn't just come crashing down.
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Yes, in fact, I did! I don't have a favorite, really, but if I had to choose, it would be REECE'S PIECES FOR ALL MANKIND!!! Beauty and the Beast because Belle likes books (At least in the Disney version). I'm not entirely sure... I haven't looked through them so I don't know what most of them are.
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Something happened that made me start to think that Dominoes Pizza is really a cult. (But not really, the cult part is a joke. But the rest of the story is true.)
One day, our family ordered some pizza- one regular-sized pizza with cheese, and two small cheese-free pizzas for us weirdos who can't have milk. We opened the larger pizza box, and on the inside of the lid, there were four dots of some red substance. It was too deep a red to be pizza sauce, so our conclusion was it's either some red ink (It looked to be about the same hue as the red on the pizza box) or blood. Just to be safe, my dad called the pizza place and asked for a replacement pizza, just in case it was blood. It probably wasn't, but still.
We got the new pizza and my dad showed the employees some pictures of the red splatters(To prove he wasn't crazy or just scamming to get a free pizza), after we found two more red spots.
(Cue the pictures)
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Still, it probably wasn't blood.
But, to make sure, we wanted to do a test to see how similar the splotches look to blood, so we sterilized a sewing needle, and my dad said whoever was willing to prick themselves got five bucks. My older brother, @Enter a username, immediately said he would. I mean, it was for science, so why not? He tried pricking himself, but it didn't work, so my dad tried it himself, but still couldn't. Then I suggested something. I have these weird bumps on my arms that I sometimes pick at, so I had a few teeny scabs that I said I was willing to break open to get some blood out. I was able to get out some and smeer it onto a piece of cardboard we ripped off of another pizza box. Once the blood dried, it looked exactly the same. Same hue, same sheen, same way it dried, everything. It was uncanny. But, we wanted another sample that was dripped instead of smeared, so I picked off another scab and laid on my back with my feet up to try to get enough blood to drip the same way as the pizza box to compare the to. Want to see the results?
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Same. Exact. Storming. Stuff.
My dad called Dominoes and told them what we found out, and that brings me to my hypothesis: Dominoes is a cult.
I think that the way Dominoes gets the red ink for their pizza boxes is from the blood of their enemies (A.K.A. the people who leave bad reviews about their pizza), and the pizza store is a front, and the way they get their money. That's my conspiracy theory.
(I don't actually think Dominoes pizza is a cult. That was a joke. But the bloody pizza box was real.)
And that, my friends, is how I became a blood donor, for science.
(Even though I didn't get that five bucks.)
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*Scrambles away* Where did Nightblood come from?!? I thought he was in another entire universe!
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2. Huh. Interesting. 3. Uhhh... I'll slap [Enter] only for a fee of $100, because I love him too much to do it for less. 7. Well, I'm planning on joining it when I finish reading it- A TL;DR will not suffice. (I'm on page 235) Now a few more questions: If you were to get a pet you didn't have to take care of, would you get a mammal, reptile, or bird? Why? What animal specifically? Why? Why not the other types of animals?
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So, apPARENtly, this is a thing! You may now commence the asking of anything of me.
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Can I ask a question? What was your first impression of me? From what you know of me, do you think we'd get along in real life? Do you like answering questions? Am I awesome? Am I Awesome? What is your proudest Sanderson/Shard related moment? Are these questions getting annoying yet? Now are they? What about now? What is your favorite type of water(Cold, warm, with/without ice, with a minerally taste, etc.)? What is your favorite RP? Answer honestly: Now are these questions annoying? When will you respond to these questions? Hi? Bye? Am I done asking questions?
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Give me advice about getting friends.
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Yes. Hopefully we can recruit more non-adults and Awaken this club!
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I am proudly not an adult! Actually, let me check...Yep! I'm under eighteen! (Thankfully.) I would like to join this club.
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Cats are superior to dogs in almost every way. For instance: They clean themselves. They have retractable claws. They can be fluffy and absolutely adorable but at the same time be tiny killing machines. They can fend for themselves (Most of the time). Meows are more pleasant than barks. They don't demand your 24/7 attention. They are graceful. They are majestic. Anyway, I have never personally owned a cat, but many of my extended family members have cats, and our next-door neighbors have a fat (very fat) grey floofy cat who loves literally everyone and will roll on her back to make you give her belly rubs. The cat's name is Rosey (My sister named her, before she was just called "Lil' grey") and Rosey pretty much adopted us. She comes to our back door and meows at us until someone goes outside to give her cuddles. Literally cuddles. She will sit on your lap and sharpen her claws on your legs and rub her face on yours. I don't let her do that to me because I hate cat hair, but it's adorable watching her do it, though. Here is a funny cat song:
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One of my worst nightmares is coming true: I'm running out of books.
What would you do if there were not any books you wanted to read in your house, because I have only been without books for a day, and my mind is already having a meltdown/I'm getting ridiculously stir-crazy. (I'm pretty sure I am addicted to books)
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Wasing of the welcoming! Wasing of the speaking of High Imperial/Eastern Street Slang?
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Welcome. Wasing of speaking of the High Imperial or of the Eastern Street Slang? I wasing of is.
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Alen walked to the front gate to her estate. She climbed over it and sprinted to a side servants door to the manor. She ran up a flight of stairs, criss crossed through a few hallways, and finally reached her large bedroom. Her lady's maid, Ali, was waiting there, as always. But, today, tears were streaming down her face. "What's wrong?" Alen asked. "Oh, miss! the lady of the house! She... She..." Ali was choking on her sobs. "What? What's wrong with my mom?" "She's... dead." Alen burst out of her room into the hallway in disbelief. She ran up another set of stairs and slid to a stop outside her mother's room, verifying what Ali said. The house janitor stood there, draping a white sheet over something in the hallway. Inside the room there was another body, also topped with a large cloth. "What?" Alen said in disbelief. The janitor looked up at her. "I'm sorry for your losses, m'lady." "Losses? My mom and..." "The elder lady of the house, miss Dalien, your grandmother." Alen shook her head, tears welling in her eyes. A loud buzzing noise started to sound in her head as she sank to her knees, leaning up against the hall wall. "How?" Alen asked. "An assassin, we think. The detective is arriving within the hour." Alen watched as the janitor walked down the hallway, leaving her alone with the corpses of the two people she loved most.
