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She beamed at him. "Nice to meet you! Do you have an awesome weapon? Who's your godly parent?"
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Wanting to escape the situation, Elsie sat by someone she hadn't met yet. "Hi. I'm Elsie."
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Elsie visibly deflated. "Oh." Her face turned a bit red from embarrassment. "Cool beans." She said, backing off.
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"Why are you fighting?" Elisa asked, looking confused. "I thought you were all friends."
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Elsie giggled. "Yeah. He does." Dr. Doom cawed, and flew off. "Bye Dr. Doom!" She called. Elsie smiled. "Do you know where the group is headed? I just got here..."
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Dr. Doom allowed it, but didn't seem happy.
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"Sure!"
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She beamed at him. "This is Dr. Doom, my new crow friend." She held out her arm, and the crow flew onto it.
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"I'm Elsie! Who're you?"
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Elsie beamed, proud of herself. "Oh! Hi new person."
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"I once had a crow bring me a gun. Don't know how it carried it. It was a small gun, but it was fairly hefty. But yeah, they bring buttons, bottle caps, coins, etc."
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The crow allowed it. "Did you know that crows are actually family oriented? They are corvids, and are extremely smart. If humans suddenly died out, I think they would probably become the planet's dominant species." Elsie said, happy.
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After about two minutes, Elsie walked back over with a crow on her shoulder. "Meet Doctor Doom!"
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"I mean, probably. I'm not good with remembering specifics. At least not most of the time." She saw something in the distance, and her face brightened. "CROW!" She yelled, and sprinted away, can of dried crickets in hand.
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She shrugged. "I don't remember. I was busy panicking. I thought the cyclops could teleport or something, cuz proofing into dust isn't how most things die."
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"Um. Thank you guys for not letting me get squished. Or eaten." Elsie said, walking up to the group. @Weaver of Lights @Lunamor @RoyalBeeMage
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"Oh, it's not bad!" She assured her. "Just embarrassing."
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"I have absolutely no idea! I stole it from a garage sale." She said. "I figured I needed something after... Well, yeah, I just figured I needed something." She finished awkwardly.
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She frowned. "But Jenny said you need specific weapons to fight them. All I got is this." She said, fishing a swiss army knife out of her pocket. It looked like it had seen better days. And it had the name Jerry Richards on it.
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She nodded. "Yeah. I'd so be dead if I came across another monster."
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Elsie nodded. "Ok." She said weakly. She sat down. "This is hands down the weirdest day of my entire life." She whispered.
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The cyclops died with a loud scream(?), and poofed into dust. She grinned "That's good. You're nice. You deserve a nice boyfriend... HOLY CRAP-" she said, startled as the cyclops poofed. "Where'd it go?!?! Do they teleport?"
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The cyclops did not seem happy with him not being dead, and swung again
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"Oh. Okay." She said, seemingly content with the answer. She watched the guy leave. "Are you dating him?" She asked.
