way too much short circuiting. (you have to use 2 or more words as per the thread rules)
put more effort into your posts. make them tell a story; such as:
it had not taken long for @shortcake to respond with another message, featuring one word.
@Exotwo was furious. They had spent so long trying to tell everyone the rules of the thread, that even a slight @Lightweaver2 low effort post could annoy them.
@Exotwo made a peom to emphisize their point, but @shortcake would never take anything seriously.
When @Thaidakar the Ghostblood asked for one of their names, it was a 30sec response that was written by @Lightweaver2. little did they know that exotwo had spent 15 minutes writing this post, and they were about to find out.