LukeWasTaken

Stormlight Archives: The Desolations board game or smth.

10 Playable characters (The heralds), each with variable powers.

Difficulty is based on how close it takes place to the "Final" Desolation.

Something something, various fused in a stack, you have to defeat them all to win, stack size based on player count?

Perhaps incorporate player death somehow, gives a bonus of some kind?

That's about as far as I've gotten.

54 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

It's the best Zelda game.

Tied, probably, with Breath of the Wild.

Here's how I describe it to people:

• Breath of the Wild is the best Zelda Game.
• A Link to the Past is the best Zelda Game.

These Words are accepted.

20 minutes ago, Frustration said:

My pleasure.

@Channelknight Fadran @dannnnnex @Morningtide @The Aspiring Archivist @Kajsa :) @Flaming Coinshot @LukeWasTaken @The Storming Stormfather

You know, losing the game is fine and all but like, I'm just glad I got mentioned tbh.

EDIT: Surely if I edit this after the fact, this person will still be pinged? If so, sorry @Rocioplss, it's just that the art you have been posting has been high quality.

I am still very much here to help.

the fastest snail you ever done see.

They often do a little dance

@VanillaDCocoKingI'm willing to help out with this.

 

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Sure, Why not. I'll join as well.

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I am going to join I think. Let me just make a character.

"You sneaky squirrel, you!"

@Rosharan A.C.

On 11/21/2020 at 7:03 AM, Enter a username said:

You can ask for advice, I guess, but don't expect anything good.

On a scale of Excalibur to soapy dishwater, what is your favorite number of the alphabet?

@Channelknight Fadran, I am sad that I lose the game every day. Please join me in my suffering.

I am an Agnostic leaning more toward Atheism. My father is Catholic and my mother is Atheist. I know quite a bit about the Catholic religion.

On 2/16/2021 at 0:31 PM, Condensation said:

Hey, @HoidWasTaken. Guess who?

Also, I believe @Dannex and @Matrim's Dice haven't lost in a good bit.

I lose the game every single time I look at your name, or think about condensing water in general.

3 hours ago, Trutharchivist said:

Well, you are welcome to the crew! Now I'm afraid I'm going to ask you some questions. First, why are you following me? It is not required of crew members to follow me - I discourage that, actually. You can ask Tesh. Second, why are you interested in joining the crew? You see, I've started to worry about the growth of the crew approximately around the fifth member, and the crew is inactive anyway, so I'd like to hear your reasons.

1. I follow basically everyone. It is like a reflex to everyone I encounter.

2. No particular reason, just lurking 

12 hours ago, Tesh said:

It's totally a drug... I've read the first two SA books over ten times, I'm on my seventh read of OB, and I just finished my third round of MB era one...

Once you get in...

There's very little chance of ever getting out.

Especially once you join the Shard.

Also, don't accept the cookies, unless the person offering them to you is a member of TUBA. They aren't allowed in the intro threads anymore, though.

Amateur Numbers

On 12/2/2020 at 0:11 PM, Trutharchivist said:

And, since we apparently don't have one, can someone become our information processor for the intelligence about the SEFBM actions from the Spying division? This should be under this division, I believe.

beep boop bop, processing power reaching 9000%

19 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

I only accept hugs from my grandparents, so no.

TPBM can no longer accept cookies with out inspecting them first.

The person below you already inspects cookies before eating them.

TPBM has read a Brandon Sanderson book.

4 hours ago, Condensation said:

A quote counts as a summon.

So, do you feel thought of yet?

Most definitely. Not too happy that I lost the game though.

2 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

Alex walked out of the alley and towards a man hurrying down the street. "Hello sir, would you happen to know where I could find the octant police headquarters?"

He rolls his eyes and points down the street. "Rusts, man, can't miss it."

Alex turns around to the kids and raises his eyebrow. "Well, I'd call that some amount of proof."

Luke grumbled, "Okay. Let's just say that, hypothetically, we are on Scadrial. That doesn't fix the problem that we need to get back to our lives."
 

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Hypothetically talking about Me Hypothetically talking about being on scadrial.

Just now, Random Bystander said:

"I. Saw. A. Coinshot." she paused. "Oh, and I happen to have copies of Warbreaker and Arcanum Unbounded in my bag."

Luke raised an eyebrow. "You wake up in an alley and the first thing you think is that you are in a book."

2 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

"Let's go with positive proof rather than negative proof. Come on guys, let's find someone that's wearing those old fashioned clothes. Maybe we got dropped in a Renaissance festival."

"Finally, someone pipes up who doesn't immediately say we are in a fictional book on a made up world. Yes. Let's go ask a local."

1 minute ago, Random Bystander said:

"You are obviously in denial."

"There is no way to get to Scadrial, therefore we can not be there. It is impossible."

"Search your feelings, you know it to be true"

Just now, Enter a username said:

What he tried to say:

"Yes. It's a planet with seven continents and how are we on Scadrial?!?"

What came out (taking about a tenth of a second):

"Yes."

1 minute ago, Random Bystander said:

She raised her eyebrow. "We just got dropped onto a different world. I don't think that I have any way to be calm right now. Period." She sighed. "Well, at least there is no Covid-19 here, right?"

"See? They know about earth. People on Scadrial don't know about earth. Therefore, we cannot be on Scadrial."

Just now, Random Bystander said:

She stopped laughing. "Are you okay... or..."

Luke rubbed his head, "Yeah, I'm fine." He looked to the other person, "Sorry about that. This may sound weird, but do you know what earth is?"

Just now, Random Bystander said:

She started laughing. "You are going to look like an idiot."

2 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Adam walked around a corner. He was on Scadrial. How? Why? This had so many implications! That meant that Nightblood was real and could most likely go back to Earth and-- was that a Coinshot flying around?!? He walked around another corner. If the Cosmere was real and people from Earth could go to it, than things from the Cosmere could most likely go to Earth and the last thing Earth needed after Covid and those riots and the countless disasters was compounders coming to conquer everything or Shards' interference or Hoid and- was that a conversation about Earth? He froze in his tracks. On one hand, he was relieved that he wasn't alone. But on the other, he couldn't actually talk to people!

Luke grumbled something about not being an idiot before rounding the corner and crashing into someone.