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@Channelknight Fadran "Wait wait wait wait. Are you an Arabian Nights genie with infinite wishes, or are you a disney genie with only three?"
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"I want this phoenix here to be able to directly communicate. And when I mean directly communicate, I mean actual English sentences. I don't care if it's actual speaking or mental speaking- she can decide that. Just let her talk to people."
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"There. See? Now I'm your master. Now, I repeat, first, I wish that all wishes requests in the future are taken in their spirit and not their word, so that you do what they mean and intend and not what they say. Secondly, I wish that this phoenix can communicate directly in a way of their choosing. Oh, and yes, I have thought about this."
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@Condensation She turns to Candence. "Can I be his master? I'll return it as soon as I'm done."
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"Isn't the person that holds the lamp the one that gets the wishes? And I'm not trying to change the wishes, I'm trying to get you to not be a life-ruining jerk."
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Xasah and Devan look at each other, blink, and then look back at the Guardian, curious.
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"That is unnecessary, equal! I can detect death from miles away! Follow me!"
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Grace rolls her eyes, and picks up the lamp. "First, I wish that all wishes requests in the future are taken in their spirit and not their word, so that you do what they mean and intend and not what they say. Secondly, I wish that this phoenix can communicate directly in a way of their choosing."
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"Crud. Uh... are you a good genie or one of those monkey's paws genies that try to mess up people's wishes?"
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NO. No no no no no. Did she eat something weird this morning? Had she read too much fantasy recently? There's no way there was a GENIE as well as a pheonix! "Are...are you a genie?"
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"Where did that come from...?" She looks up.
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"Enourmous! Unending! Usually bigger than a hundred people!" He says. "And I'll rule it, of course!"
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"To be honest, I don't mind," says KePuur.
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"Of course! I raise an army of zombies and other undead, my army gets destroyed by a massive coalition of goodies, and then I run away to another multiverse before rinsing and repeating!"
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"Yes! Let us leave, faithful minio- sorry, 'equals'!" He begins to leave the store, not waiting for the other two to even follow."
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"EXACTLY! Shall we go, then?"
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"Excellent! First, we need to find a CEMETERY, 'Equals'!"
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"You may join me on my infinite quest to CONQUER THE MULTIVERSE!"
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"I am Jaxothxe, Grand and Immortal Lich, Conqueror of a Thousand Centimeters, Bane of Mildly Annoyed Farmers, and the Razer of a local barber!"
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"Unfortunately, these gons appear to be in a protective casing of some kind. Of course, in my INFINITE POWER, I could easily break this spell- however, I have decided not to! Instead, I shall tell you of my encounters with such weapons! Once, I had encountered a holder of one of these weapons! In fact, I have even been attacked by one! Due to not being limited to such a mortal form, I was not harmed- however, I am sure if a mortal such as you was attacked by such a gon, than you would be completely obliterated!"
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Suddenly, a large man swept down the aisle towards the pair looking at the strange devices. He looked awfully skeletal and he wore torn, old looking robes. In fact, once he gets a bit closer, you can tell that he is obviously completely dead. "GREETINGS, mortals! I can see with my superior perception skills that you are admiring these powerful artifacts known as 'gons'. You, as foolish, shortlived mortals can not possibly understand the complicated mechanisms inside these weapons. However, with my superiors intellect and millennia of wisdom, shall be happy to explain! After all, it shall not matter once I CONQUER THIS WORLD with my grand army of undead! Once that army exists, of course." He only turns to look at the commotion the man with the gauntlet causes.
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"Huh. That's an odd name." She looks back at Rose. "Ah... I don't know if she's okay. Now that I look, I'm learning towards no."
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"Uh... I think she's okay. Who on earth is Alcatraz? And who are you?"
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"Thank you. Don't ignite near... anything, okay? I don't want you to hurt anyone."
