Hoid the Former Drifter

It's been fun, people.

But...

...I'm tired and worn out. Running around the cosmere like an aviar without a head has taken a lot out of me. It's time...

...I think that after thousands of years of fulfilling my oath to be there when I am needed, I need a break. Permanently.

So I have three choices. Either I can eat bacon, or I can hurt someone, or I can soulcast bacon, not hurt anyone, and be a storyteller.

...So I have one choice. I'm going to still travel the cosmere, but at my own leisure. I'm reinterpreting my oath. I'll be there when needed...

...to tell a story.

Here's a rough draft: Once upon a time, i bought a banana. Then, I peeled it. Then, I ate it. Then, I threw out the peel and I'M KIDDING! THAT'S A HORRIBLE STORY!

Anyway, I also need to buckle down and study. So it's been real.

Thanks for being there when I had questions,

                                                           Hoid the Former Drifter