DramaQueen

I almost did one time but then I chickened out. Maybe I won't next time.

Crush.

...yes?

"Fine. Now continue the story!"

Ok, then. *deep breath* So, there's this guy. 'Nuff said there. Anyway, we have this kind of inside joke that he steals everything from me. Red pandas, a terrible stitching of a cat and a rat, my (not actual) (theatre/choir stuff) (deal with it) mom, MY SCUDDING MAC 'N' CHEESE BUTTER (HE DOESN'T PUT BUTTER IN HIS MAC 'N' CHEESE!), etc... So anytime he's stealing something else, I say something along the lines of "wow, you really do just steal everything from me, huh?" and then proceed to list off things he stole from me. SO the question is, next time, should I include "my heart" in the list? A tiny bit of background here: there's a girl that, last I heard, he was basically dating. But, due to choir games and tea time stuff, I know that if he had to kiss someone in our choir, he'd pick me, and he knows that I'd pick him in that situation. Plus he's kind of flirty with me and like 90% of our choir ships us together...yep that's it.

I was honestly very disappointed when it wasn't even 900.

Queen laughs so hard she falls off of the log. "You missed your calling. You belong on a stage." Queen pauses momentarily. "Aha! I'll change my name to Aquata. You can still call me Q, but it starts with an A."

So...is it still legal to complain about boy stuff here?

"You wouldn't. And you know that I wouldn't really change my name, which is probably why you said that. Now, keep going with the story!"

"Yeah, that's fine." Queen thought for a second, then said, "What is it with you and "A" names, anyway? Am I gonna have to change my name to Amber or something?"

"...you realize that I have to hear about 'that one girl at the Arcane Academy' next, right?"

"It's still funny. But don't take my laughter as a cue to pause! Keep going!"

Queen started laughing so hard that no sound came out, but she managed to give a shaky nod.

"Okay, keep going, keep going!!"

" 'Hazardously noble weirdo.' Sounds pretty accurate."

"Alright...now that the stage is set, get to the good part!" Queen looked and sounded like a toddler listening to a favorite book being read, filled with anticipation for what would come next.

"No, I'm curious. She introduced herself to me as your girlfriend, I think I have the right to be curious."

"Then why did you choose something so un-rant-able to talk about?" Queen paused, then a wicked grin spread across her face. "I want to hear about your past with Ayia."

Queen nodded. "So, if we're already to the point where I join, what more can you tell that I do not know?"

"Oh."

"But...not everyone you named has Investiture. You don't, do you? So...how'd that turn out for him?"

"Crazy professor guy? That's new."

"Oh, okay. Not much has changed there, then. Go on."