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  1. Trutharchivist
    Hoblim looked around. "Maybe we should start checking the beggars. I remember someone on the shard put in his signature three Cosmere rules, and the third was that if you meet a crazy beggar it's probably Hoid." He started walking, then turned around and said: "Oh, and try to say something that'll shake him up a bit. Something about Adonalsium or Rayse or something. Say things you aren't supposed to know."
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    "... Thank you for the idea. Making voices is great. I only told it in a little archaic way. You know, like: 'this is the story of nine-fingered Frodo and the Ring'? It's been a while since I've read the book, so I'm sorry if the quote wasn't accurate."
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    "Well, I tried not to spoil stuff for them, so I did the classics: the original trilogy, plus my version of Alendi's story."
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    "You know he's a lightweaver. Changing his hair color isn't that hard." Said Hoblim. "I tried to earn some money by telling stories. It actually worked, which surprised me a little. Then I accidentally asked him for directions. He said some weird stuff." He thought a little while walking. "You know what, it could be someone trying to impose as him. Maybe someone else from Earth who thought this was funny."
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    "Oh." Hoblim said, stopping in place for a moment. "You have a point." He starts following her. "I'd like to meet Hoid again. Assuming it was him." He turns around. " @Vapor , are you coming?"
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    "Well, Harmony might care." Noted Hoblim.
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    "Did you read RoW? Because if not, I'd gladly start spoiling stuff for you, because apparently you like spoiling books."
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    "Why not? Wayne did." Then he recalls another thing she said. "You ruined three books' plots?! Are you mad?!" Hoblim runs forward and stops Lilliana. "Did you think of the implications?! Now Wax will just leave it all for Wayne to solve. He won't return to who he was at the roughs! Do you have any idea what you did?"
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    "Vapor... When did I interact with you? I'm sorry, it seems that I can only remember RPs. I did interact with both your sisters, though. More with Connie than with Mist." "You... Sold it? Don't you fear from being soothed or rioted?" He stopped. "And... We might have Allomantic or Feruchemical powers. Oh dear." Hoblim rubbed his forehead. He looks up at the mention of Hoid, though. "I think I met him a few moments ago, at the Field of Rebirth. Though he probably isn't there anymore. You know Hoid. But maybe you remember when he appeared in AoL? You'd probably be able to find him."
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    "You... remember me? I'm surprised. And I guess I'm going to miss it, too." "Hey, don't you dare laughing at my Crew's non-existent paperwork!" He smiled. "Though you are completely right. Alloy of Law? Interesting. And wait," he stops, looking surprised. "you have aluminum? How much? And are an Allomancer? I definitely didn't expect that. How do you think you became one?"
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    "Well, as the saying goes, all the rivers end up in the sea, and all the sharders end in an RP." Said Hoblim, laughing awkwardly. "Umm... Random Bystander... You were in my theoretical crew, weren't you?"
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    "Oh!" Says Hoblim. "You're the one with the necromancer in the Villain RP, aren't you? I'm Trutharchivist. I... kind of lurked around the Villain RP."
  13. Trutharchivist
    Hoblim hurried outside after the girl. "Maybe we should introduce ourselves or something. I'm Hoblim Gross. Do you have a Shard account? I assume you are a Sanderfan."
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    "Oh, well. Thank you anyway." Hoblim turns around and- Wait. This girl wears Earth clothes! So he wasn't the only one here? He started to think. Is that a Beyonders situation, maybe? Or (G-d forbid!) a Dark Lord of Derkholm situation? Anyway, he should probably talk to her. "Excuse me, Miss, but are you, by any chance, from Earth?" @Random BystanderB
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    "Excuse me," Hoblim asks the seller, "do you have a place where I can switch clothes?"
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    Hoblim found the clothes he was looking for and went to the counter. "I believe that is twenty boxings, right?" He asks the man behind it, putting said amount of money in the counter.
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    Hoblim walked in the direction Cephandrius pointed to, a little overwhelmed. He actually talked to Cephandrius, one of the oldest entities in the Cosmere! He wondered if he should try to find Wax next, since it seemed to be the right era. He entered distractedly to the clothes shop, searching for a reasonably priced clothes for his size.
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    Hoblim was taken aback by the response. It took him a minute to realize. "You're the one they call Cephandrius, aren't you?" He says, getting a little pale. "I- I'm from Earth. I don't believe you know this one - it might be in a parallel universe or something. So, you heard my stories?" He laughs nervously. "Well, you know, when you don't know a story well enough, pretend you do while you tell it. Any hesitation will drive the audience away. And I figured, you didn't do too much in Scadrial. Unlike Roshar, for example."
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    Hoblim pocketed his money and closed his plastic container, shouldering it. He thought for a moment and came to the nearest person, passing through the dispersing crowd. "Excuse me, can you please direct me to the nearest clothes shop in the Fourth Octant?"
  20. Trutharchivist
    I'm in a Yeshivah. We don't get anything different in fast days. Almost, at least. BTW, for me it's already Purim... TPBM can't get Nath and Bejardin, because he always got a present in the right time (including Afikomen).
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    "... Then behind him came the hateful packman, Rashek, and stabbed Alendi in the back, as his uncle, Kwaan, told him to do. "He went forward and entered the well. He let the water - if that what it was, wholly cover his body... And he was filled with immense power. The power of a god, of Preservation himself. It was his destiny, he thought as he took all the power in, to be their saviour. He was the Hero of Ages. It wasn't this stupid Khelleni but him. "WHAT IS THIS?! roared a voice in his ears. HOW?! PRESERVATION COULDN'T DO THAT, WOULDN'T DO THAT! "Rashek ignored the voice, instead letting the power fill him, and with it, the knowledge how to use it. He moved the planet, so the Deepness, the mists, would dissipate. But Ruin, which was, of course, imprisoned in the well, laughed at his every effort, for he always did more damage then good. but he learned. He made the Ashmounts. He changed the plants and the humans to fit this ecological system. He remade he world, keeping it safe from the Deepness and Ruin, for now. But as you all know, Rashek became later the Lord Ruler, a tyrant who ruled the Final Empire with strict hand, oppressing most of the population for a little more than a millennia. He was then, as I told you earlier, defeated by the Ascendant Warrior, who later defeated even Ruin, the power beyond Alendi's quest, and finally brought Harmony to the world." Hoblim bowed, and, after everyone who willed already put some money in the plastic lid, collected the money and counted it. Well, he thought, Whether it may be enough or not, that's all I can gain today. Bother.
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    No, you aren't. I have a friend who doesn't like Purim either. That is correct. TPBM knows more then three languages (I count modern Hebrew and Leshon Ha'Kodesh as one).
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    Yes, I am. Edit: well, I was ninja'd, but still true. TPBM either likes Purim, or doesn't know what that is.
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    Hoblim hesitates, then decides Cinderella won't fit here, so he proclaims: "And now, I will tell you my final tale for today, the story of Alendi, who thought he was the hero of ages."
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    "... And so, the Lord Mistborn and the remains of the Survivor's Crew rebuilt the world, and became known as the Founders, founding the world we all now live in." Hoblim finished the story, and looked hopefully at his plastic lid. If he succeeded at gaining enough money he'd be able to stop. If he gained no more... Well, in that case, there was no reason to keep doing it. If he gained some, but not enough... Well, he could get creative. He thought once of writing a Scadrial Cinderella story, so he could try that. Or maybe Secret History, or the Tale of Alendi.
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