People don't talk about Welcome to Night Vale because the paperwork is really, really annoying. First, you have to chant in your bloodstone circle for hours to induce the spontaneous generation of the ominous crystals. Then, you have to give those crystals to the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home. Then, the Sheriff's Secret Police will hand you a form that has to be filled out in molten ice that was given to you by the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home in exchange for the ominous crystals. It's just a hassle, so people prefer to use semaphore and telepathy instead of the internet.