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White. it's so soft and good. what's your fav cake flavor?

"Emmorvus or Calemma. Next question."

"Very long story. I bought it and went through a whole case in the Almighty Courts, and the chickens were angry about it. That's what caused.... recent events."

"You've never seen the effects of Brandofandonitis, have you? Insomnia, anxiety, depression are all symptoms, among many more. It was a huge problem, so I created this clinic."

Calano thinks back to those many months ago when he founded the clinic. Or was it years? or decades? honestly, he didn't remember when. "I wanted to help people recover from Brandofandonitis and other related maladies.

Y'all seen this yet? This is the original MRI-instrumentation-taken photo of a cartwheel galaxy as seen by the JWST. Looks siiiiiiick

Bendalloy is energy, dear. Not breath. no not really i want to understand compounding and if i can slow down time but also use metalminds to go without food.

Twinborn!!! Hmmm. A-Bendalloy and... F-Bendalloy. Now can I use both the A and F abilites seperately, or just together, or both? I've never understood how compounding works.

random fellow, I really need you to keep that bit to the ICMBAAOM thread itself, and only contribute to this thread if you're giving a page synopsis. thanks.

Calano crumples to the floor under the weight of Emma's wing. "Ow," He mutters, and extricates himself. He waves his hand, and Emma turns back into her human form. He hoists her up against the base of the statue to rest. "Sorry," He says to Lark ( @Nameless ), "We've been through a rough couple of days and are quite tired. I have enough energy to answer you though."

Calano's expression hardened. "That's not important. I'm fine."

"I remember what The White Tiger is. I'm not going to be forgetting any time soon. But," Calano said, putting an arm around Emma, "The statue isn't the Guardian. It's just a statue. You probably need to rest."

"The White Tiger?" Calano looked up at the statue. "But it's always been a statue. Are you feeling ok?"

Calano looks puzzedly at Emma. "You... You ok?"

Calano lightly grasps one of her feathers, and continues to stare at the statue.

Page 9: The WoT vs. Dune debate flares in violence and talking, the Hemealurgic Morality debate gets physical, and Lyric appears and joins the chaos of both arguments.

Good question. War on books, got it.

you mfin copycat, you.

Page 5: Frustration continues his studies in Investiture, Dr. Doom interviews Goob, Jimmy Thunder appears and advises Frustration, and Morningtide continues to read.

"Yeah."

Page 3: Frustration tests the limits of Investiturial science, and Calano fails to stop him. The CFO gives him a paper, and he thinks it's cool. Morningtide reads, Tani gets their Nahel bond back

ur gud bruh

Welcome to the ICMBAAOM Explained thread. In this, I and other members of the ICMBAAOM thread will attempt to dumb it down for the general population to understand the absolute randomness that occurs in the thread. We will try to go page by page, and every page should be limited to one paragraph. The format is as follows. I should also say, the inspiration for the Clinic was brought by @Szeth's Facepalm, for reasons I do not remember. Page 1: In which Calano founds the clinic, and many patients test the limits of the facility and try to escape. They fail, and most return to their rooms to read. Go crazy people! Paragraph per page, basic terminology, and page by page. Have fun!

no audiobooks bad. i am not a vorin man. i am a vorin WOMAN. i will read them eventually working through alcatraz rn.