Shard of Reading

*In new lawyer voice* Order in the court! Can I get a hamburger with large fries and a coke please?

*In lawyer voice* Objection, Shard of Reading is now the winner! *Pounds Gavel*

Oh gosh, the puns. The puns!!

While technically I don't mind, I don't really know much (Except they break stuff and get to slide around)

Guys, I don't know if the poll is unbiased, we seem to have had interference.

Dumb discussion and *wins*

Wow. This might have gotten out of hand.

*Inhales deeply* No. TPBM thinks that they are very funny even when they know the joke they just made was pitiful.

Geff slammed into Pruss. "Hey, what are you doing in my way? I had it all covered!" Geff said indignitly.

The golem cuffed Geff on the back of his head. Ears ringing, Geff grabbed the arm by reflex. With out realizing what he was doing Geff was now hanging onto the Golem's arm as it tried to shake him off. "Don't worry guy's I'm tyring him out!" Geff shouted.

Before I say anything, keep in mind I know almost nothing about the science of this. But, it seems to me that it would be able to disrupt a planet without creating a black hole. If you got enough weight, you could probably shift the way the weight is distributed on the planet and mess with it's orbit. Also this would take a life time and you would have to know that you want to do this decades in advance.

Geff watched as the Golem milled about. Ignoring the golem seemed to make him ignore you. But as he pondered that he realized he was likely thinking about the golem more. He jumped onto the golem's head and started pounding it.

What if I told you I was Moash. From an alternate dimension where I'm not a jerk.

"Opps. Heh. Maybe now I should just start backing away slowly..." Geff said, watching the giant hunk of rock closely.

"Oh, hey we're fighting again! Fun!" Geff looked around on the ground, found a big stick and chucked it as hard as he could at the Golem.

That's debatable.

But I can.

No, I think it's quite good.

No. You don't understand logic.

"Humph. That's a rather silly arrangement. Whatever you say then. But if this doesn't turn out, I'm not really going to trust you anymore."

It is logic, you just don't understand logic.

Because, Facts. Bam. Logic.

Geff groaned. His entire body was aching. It took a lot to knock him out, but a building, and then a giant monster falling on him seemed to do the trick. He heaved a block of stone off of him self and stood up shakily. He slowly took a step and dusted off some stone chips. Feeling a bit stronger he made his way out of the now destroyed village. I wonder how they blew up a building like that he wondered. While Geff wasn't really a thinker, the unknown fascinated him and he began to ponder the possibilities. At the edge of the village he stopped for a moment to stretch. Feeling much better now, he looked over his surroundings. Just in time to see a Golem eat someone. "Well that can't be good" Geff said to himself. He started running up the hill to help "Hey, what's going on over there!" He shouted at the new girl who seemed to be fighting the Golem.