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"That bad, huh? It probably shattered again with the stress of being attacked twice in one day- well, three times if you count those croven." "No. I'm a scholar. I need to be out there, researching."

"Thank you, but I must refuse. My mind isn't just broken, it's shattered." He looks at the metalmind. "What's even stored in that, anyway?" "Sure. Go ahead. I can usually keep the pieces together, but when they come apart... you saw what happened to me in that battle."

“Mind illusion? What the heck is that?”

“Well, normally, it isn’t nearly that bad. Normally I just pass out. I’ve gotten good at keeping myself together, though. That was my first time in months. I think the stress of being attacked twice in less then a day was what broke me.”

“Unless you can figure out how to affect something even more cognitive than the Cognitive Realm, nothing.”

“Sorry, but you... you can’t. You know how some people have a broken mind? My mind... it’s shattered. It’s shattered. Remember how I said I wasn’t mentally capable of an adventure? This was what I was talking about.”

“Uhhh... my mind hurts.”

The group hears some stumbling outside the entrance, then a fall. The source proves to be a collapsed Enter a username- with stable (albeit low) vitals this time.

Back in the cave where the battle happened, Enter a username has a moment of lucidity. In that moment, he starts compounding pewter and gold. It’s enough to let him get to his feet, but only barely. He slowly, and painfully, starts following the group.

Enter a username's heartbeat grows fainter still, and his breathing slows and gets dangerously shallow.

I don't think they'd have as extensive a knowledge of Atium, though. Also, why is everyone on this thread spelling duralumin "dur-aluminum?"

How?

Granted. A poisoned cookie appears in your stomach. I wish for a bead of Lerasium

Here's my take on it: Battle one: Mistborn has Atium. Result: Dagger through the eye slit. (Note: All further battles will ban the use of Atium) Battle two: Mistborn does an ambush. Radiant doesn't have Plate on. Result: Coin! Battle three: Mistborn does an ambush. Radiant does have Plate on. Result 1: Well-aimed coin! Result 2 (Much more likely): Dink. Shardblade! Battle four: Radiant does an ambush. Result: Shardblade! Battle five: Head-on battle with preparation. Result: Mistborn uses duralumin + steel to crack Plate, while using pewter and/or steel to stay away from Radiant. Plate eventually becomes dead weight. If Radiant can dismiss Plate, coin. If not, dagger through the eye slit while staying away from shardblade. Battle six: Head-on battle without preparation. Result: Mistborn Steelpushes upwards while Radiant runs out of stormlight, but must eventually come down. Shardblade likely follows. Battle seven: Head-on battle with... Um... Intervention... Result: IT'S RAINING TACOS comes blaring out of invisible speakers at volume 17,000 while it starts raining tacos. Mistborn covers his/her ears and screams while running around in circles. Radiant goes flat on the ground, face-down, and bangs his/her head on the ground while shouting, "MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP" at the top of his/her lungs. If Radiant is Lift, infinite Awesomeness! (Note: this battle was written by my brother and will not be taken seriously.) REAL Battle seven: Mistborn attempts ambush, but is spotted by spren. Result: Radiant reacts enough that Mistborn realizes ambush has failed. Mistborn Steelpushes upwards while duralumin-Steelpushing coins at Radiant. Likely similar to Battle five. Final score: Mistborn wins, 4-3

Gets bigger book Inserts the vending machine

All of a sudden, Enter a username falls to the ground. He has a pulse, but it's only barely there.

Granted. It turns out that you never actually needed any. I wish for a duplication machine.

"He? Who's He? Or will He kill me if I know that, too?"

"To guard... something? Do you not know, not want to say, or something else?"

I forgot about that particular incident. And as of today, Gryffindor is actually in last place, which I was not expecting.

I will bring The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess through. (I haven't played it, unfortunately, but it was the first one I thought of that would go through.)

Gets skull Inserts Shard of Reading's nachos

Granted. You get a grape that went bad before Adonalsium even existed. (Wait. Did Adonalsium ever not exist?) I wish that my youngest sister would stop screaming at me.

Enter a username hands Q an unsealed goldmind. "This has about enough health to restore a missing limb."