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    What about slower? I'm trying to make Warbreaker last until I can get another Sanderbook. Edit: Granted. You have the willpower to go to sleep at about 8 AM I wish that the upvote limit didn't exist.
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    Granted. They cure cancer, but that makes them ridiculously expensive. I wish for the ability to change my reading speed at will. (I'm reading Warbreaker right now and I don't want to wait two weeks for another Sanderson book.)
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    Granted. You have ordinary shoes with wings on them. I wish for my sister to age six months so that she can get a 17th Shard account, by her request.
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    Granted. You can't know about it, though. I wish that people would stop ignoring my "granted"s.
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    Granted. You are a stick. I wish for Allomancy
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    Granted. It'l take billions of them to equal a penny. I wish for allomancy.
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    Granted. It never happens as you expect. I wish for the ability to burn the external temporal metals.
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    Granted. Your head is upside down. I wish for Allomantic Cadmium and Bendalloy.
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    Granted. They're replaced with armaches. I wish for armaches to not exist either.
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    Remember- the bane isn't always related.
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    Granted, but they're all negative. (For example, if you burn or tap tin, your senses are decreased. But if you store tin, it still decreases.) I wish for more Brandon Sanderson books.
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    Ah. Granted. He appears in the Cosmere. The bane is that it's neither useful nor new. I wish for birthday cake.
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    (Why?) Granted. You're also bad at everything else. (Edit: oh yeah... that.) I wish to be good at archery. Also, where was my bane?
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    Granted. It has a battery life of ten seconds. I wish for an emu. (I don't know why.)
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    .*|
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    Granted. You are always exhausted on the brink of collapse. I wish that my whole family all got Allomantic and/or Feruchemal powers.
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    Granted. It's signed by some random person. I wish for a Nintendo Switch. I think they'd all be amazed by something like Zoom.
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    Granted. It's your least favorite kind. I wish for Vin and Kelsier to meet George Washington.
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    Granted. But it tends to explode. I wish for Truthless of Shinnovar to not worry about "breaking up the cycle."
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    Granted. You accidentally catch yourself. I wish to meet Vin, Wax, and Wayne, and not have any of them mistake me for an enemy.
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    Granted. It's broken. Your other wish is changed so that instead of nobody noticing, you see inverted. (Blue turns to orange, red to green, etc.) I wish for a portal to the Cosmere.
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    Granted. Nobody notices, though. I wish there would only be one active wish at a time.
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    Wish #1. Granted. You now can only read out loud in pig latin. Wish #2. Granted. You have lost the ability to laugh. I wish that I was a bronze ferring.
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    Granted. You will never be able to read the book, even if you learn the language. I wish for a vaccine for the virus to become widely available. And what was my bane again?
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    Granted. They were poisoned. I wish for the Shard of Focus.
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