I just helped butcher 92 chickens! I am so sorry chickens, but in my defence they needed to die or they would all die in worse ways. I repeat sorry chickens.
Sel's a guy.
"After world hopping for this long, you understand this kind of stuff." (Sel likes to act dumb but he is actually surprisingly intelligent)
Make up some random thing, but make sure it isn't awkward, like asking for help with school or with something you know they are good at (I'm not a girl so my advice may not be that great).