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The_Archivist

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  1. "I wish that jellyfish was here... also that letter is from hoid, so you might want to open it"
  2. Sighing, Archivist took a seat beside them, pondering the chaos he had wrought.
  3. Archivist grew bored with all this agreement, and satiated his lust for fire by burning the farm.
  4. Archivist then broke his oath of pacifism and burned the jellyfish alive.
  5. The radiant and the mistborn (I'm not meddling in the name war) gave a moment of silence for sloth and the short lived mosquito
  6. But Nameless forgot the jellyfish is functionslly immortal and cannot be killed by old age.
  7. "I am a goat" "The goat is a lie" "Those who do not know the goat are doomed to repeat it" "I can do with one goat what others do with dosens"
  8. You get a fake ID! Inserts nothing.
  9. Thanks! Archivist realised he needed to change tactics and became a pacifist. I don't know why that's helpful, I'm just doing it.
  10. I lost after 14 years, nooooooooo.... Wait a minute... *Erases memory of game*
  11. Archivist decided to annoy the jellyfish to death by explaining the lore of everything with only "you know" and "that thing" (and since it is in bold, everything is shouted)
  12. You get your corpse! Inserts nameless's corpse
  13. I didn't even know that the terms of service existed
  14. AxehoundsLurgsChullsSandlingsTonksPatji's Fingers Eliminated blackbane, I mean come on, it's a plant. which one would you eat if you had to
  15. Those noodles didn't need it anyway (inhales flavor packet and becomes flavourful) I have some flavourful meat
  16. Archivist decided to annoy the jellyfish to death by explaining the lore of everything with only "you know" and "that thing"
  17. An annoying mosquito shows up and is now immortal according to the rules of the fight. Muahahahahahahahaha
  18. Granted, you catch coronavirus and die. I wish to not be harmed by my bane.
  19. 395. If you want to hire a guide, make sure you know for a fact that the people he guides actually arrive safe and sound. Guides are treacherous and should be trusted as little as possible.
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