Vapor: '[Condensation], I know where your notebook is!' Connie: 'Really? Where?!' Vapor: 'It's somewhere in the house.' She sits there for a moment, then, jokingly: 'Now I get candy. I told you where your notebook is.' Connie: 'You didn't find it, you just made a vague and obviously right guess to where it is! When you personally hand me my notebook on its own, although I wouldn't mind if the pen was still attached, then I will give you candy.' Vapor runs off. Moments later, she comes back with a different notebook of mine which she took from my bed. Vapor: 'Here's your notebook!' Connie: Wrong notebook. You know what I meant! Go put my notebook back where you found it!' She does. A little later, I find my notebook and go to sit on the couch. She's cleaning up the family room and keeps putting her paper on the couch next to her as I repeatedly throw it off. Finally, I grab the paper and won't give it back to her. Vapor, teasing like normal: 'What candy are you offering?' I don't reply. Transpiration, who is on the computer, raises his voice and tells me to go do my chores somewhere else because '[Vapor] is doing chores and you're getting in the way!' Connie: 'But she's not actually cleaning up, she's just tossing random stuff at me and onto the couch! I'm sitting here without even my feet on the floor and I'm getting in her way?' Transpiration continues to tell me to do my chores, and I stomp upstairs to write this."
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