Knight of Iron

Today we gather together solemnly to remember Saint Valentine (whichever one, take your pick) who restored sight to his jailer's daughter and was imprisoned and murdered by the Roman Empire. Then, of course, the 19th century folks who made up a legend that he married people in prison, but there was never any proof of that.

Have a wonderful celebration of this Feast of Saint Valentine.

Also, if someone could explain to me what all these hearts, candies, and lack of "Saint," please do explain. It's curious.