Destruction

Please don't die You likely couldn't come back from the Cognitive Realm

also for all those who are starting a stormlight reread just be always sure to never never take Rock for granite

it is more like soup because salads are usually green. You have to look really hard to find a salad that is not green or to find cereal that is green. The milk therefore is the liquid in the soup so cereal is actually just soup

So before the pandemic hit I was going to throw a party. I was pretty sure that the pinata was going to be a huge hit it is cereal

If you have tried it 3 times then wait 6 months and try it again. Repeat until the poisoning from that food kills you.

I think that it is not a must It might be a should, but in that case I would destroy your hopes for me to experience everything.

I don't think I have either. Do I even want to experience it?

welcome @Frustration to this frustrating mix of frustrating people. Do you care to frustrate us today or will that come at a later time

I knew it was a prank when I read it but I still tried figuring it out

now we are really starting to get off topic of the amazing BLT

fun food facts like chull dung tastes bad?

Did you make that up because that sounds pretty nutty to me.

Hello and welcome to the Shard. What sanderson books have you read so far?

I would refer you to the coppermind page on compounding I have included a link. https://coppermind.net/wiki/Compounding after you read that if you still have questions look back here at the experienced sharders post that will likely explain everything. Basically compounding is a way that some of the stuff that you have stored in metals is released in a burst of power

Ykyasfw you usually don't use the curses but when you are stuck inside reading sanderson books all day it rubs off on you. Your annoyance at being stuck inside and reading sanderson very often forces you to accidentally use them

I believe you don't need a comma at all but my grammar skills are limited. I used to be the 27 son who is supposed to be over grammar but now I am only a chef. Yes my family is made up in order to make a joke. Yes My family never should have had fighters (We are not really good at warfare. We usually die). Yes warfare is not good I don't know why people do it. On the bright side, now I don't have to care about grammar at all. So please ignore this post completely. Sanderfans make up random stories to answer random other Sanderfans on the web when they are stuck at home.

I wish I had converted my ALL classes. Your English teacher seems like a tough nut to crack. Retain hope though It is always possible to convert the non-believers. Your best hopes are if you convince them that reading Sanderson is needed to understand their class. Also that they are only true English teachers if they have read the Sanderson literature. Finally if they are anti-fantasy just say its fine if they read Sanderson. Sanderson's books are Epic fantasy so it's all good. Why would anyone not want to read epic fantasy. Its epic for storming sakes. Edit: I just realized though that I do not want to convert my classes. Once I do so then people will discriminate against me because I am a dark-eyes. Maybe if I get them to read everything but Stormlight. so you know you are a Sanderfan if you want to convince people to read Sanderson but don't want to because then they will know what you truly are. All those light-eyes will finally have an excuse to pester me a dark-eyes

And if you die then you can't track down the cause of the fire. If that cause was a person then you can get really mad at them for 1 the loss of a wealth of sanderson books, and 2 The destruction of your perpendicularity that you have. Any good judge would agree with you that the only good for a person to avoid a life sentence would be if they pled guilty and agreed to be a sanderfan. Only then can they feel the true pain of what they have caused. Any Sanderfan can testify that the loss of sanderson books would be heart-breaking. An WOK leatherbound destruction would mean imminent destruction of all happiness.

If you need ideas for the right flavoring packet you could always ask Rock. I think that Chull Dung flavor would make a exquisite impression on the people who try it. The one problem is that after people try it they will either 1 try to kill Hoid or 2 try to make sure that instant noodles never gets invented. What spices are there in the Cosmere that would go well in a flavoring packet?

He could Soulcast instant noodles. But why would he want to ruin the taste of perfectly good noodles. If he tried soulcasted noodles he would not want instant noodles anymore. No wonder that he is focusing on noodles on Scadrial not on Roshar. Also the point of instant noodles is having them being instant having to take the time to soulcast them seems time-consuming.

You could argue the same about Honor and he doesn't have great future sight. You could say that Honor could future sight to see if people will honor their Oaths. I believe you want to say shards but whatever you want. Also wouldn't that be in Autonomy's intent to be autonomous from the other shards and be different. The one shard who doesn't have future sight.

So I would either read a bunch of Sanderson books that I have already read, read other sci-fi fantasy books, or discuss on here what I would do if I was stuck at home. luckily nothing has changed for my situation I am still stuck on Roshar, using forbidden technology to communicate with the 17 shard, trying to convince the Parshendi to not wage war so Brandon has to change book 4 because the Parshendi actually surrendered.

5 whole years old. I think that this thread is absolutely elderly. Is there a thread hospital or will this thread be one of the lucky few who are immune. Also assuming that Threads can gain magic power and assuming that Covid-19 is that one Sanderson magic system where when you catch the illness you get magic powers what magic power would this thread get. I have some ideas The power of staying alive. The power of causing laughs. The power of being a Sanderfan. The power of knowing what will happen in future Sanderson books. The power of reviving fans like me who haven't posted in months from the dead.

Thank you @Pagerunner for all of thoughts. I wasn't really thinking that much about the state of the Sanderson and then I read your post and now I have opinions on it as well. Thoughts on the state of the Sanderson. when I started reading it I though it said the final state of the Sanderson and I was worried that for some reason He wasn't going to update on his books anymore, How much time does it take to write this post. IN one hand there are many many many words in the post. On the other hand He doesn't even have to update his post. I could have written the state of the Sanderson. you just take what what he wrote last year and then change it slightly. Cosmere sequence. It seems like Brandon realized that his secret stash of bendalloy wasn't going to be enough for him to finish all the books. Question for some very smart sharder. How much bendalloy would Brandon need in order to finish a normal cosmere book? How much would it cost for the 17 shard to band together to buy enough bendalloy for him to finish a book that we want him to? Not joking though I am actually worried about Brandon. I like all of his books but he will get burned out eventually. Also it seems like he wants to finish the cosmere definitely like he should but what do if he wants to do other things as well. Even though it seems like he has plans for limiting non cosmere books what will happen if he ends up still taking up a lot of time on movies or other non cosmere works. I'm glad that there can be films and movies for his books. but it seems like this takes up a lot of time. if it takes up a significant chunk of Brandon's time then they shouldn't be done. And this thread I seems to be "The State of The State of the Sanderson" AKA the posts that talk about in what state the state of the sanderson is in. I personally think the state of the sanderson is in fine condition

When you spend time reading the previous states of the Sanderson. Then you laugh because you realize how much even Brandon himself didn't know how long the RIthmatist 2 would take to write. poor ignorant fans who think that there will actually ever be a sequel written to that book. Rithmatist 2 will be pushed back eventually so much that everyone knows that it just is a few more decades off. At This point sanderson would have died and there are authors whose sole purpose is to write the second rithmatist and it still wouldn't get done.