Destruction

only shooting stars 363

You get a broken door.(the doorknob came from somewhere after all) *inserts the broken door*

Therefore the chances of getting to 100,000,000 became zero. At least one good thing happened. I won!!!

I think the reason is to show that Sadeas thinks that he is a great soldier but doesn't actually able to do it. He pretends that he is amazing but doesn't actually care in order to discipline his soldiers. He might think that it doesn't actually matter because he is so far ahead of his enemies that he doesn't want to aggravating towards his soldiers. One thing to remember is that maybe that we "know" that he has the best armies but in the rest of the war camps minds they have a pretty good army who is led by the hands of a former drunk who won't even lead his armies out to battle. In a warrior based society the people think that strength is power. Dalinar's troops have not proven themselves recently and therefore some of the people think that they are weak. Sadeas is a greater politician then general I think so It makes since that he is unwilling to control his troops. and he instead expands effort towards becoming king basically.

I don't quite know how but I sadly have lost the GAME. I will have to spend all my waking hours on trying to no lose the game. I hope to not lose the game again.

*wins while breaking said penguin

So everything that happens in LOTR you want to happen? because that sounds pretty dangerous. And LOTR is lord of the rings right? I am asking because I just finished reading it but i now need to go back and reread it because I don't remember a lot of it. 281

It's okay honestly I thought it wasn't funny myself but I wanted to make others think that I thought it was. So that is why I even responded. sorry

but I just want one chance to win please!!! YOU CAN"T HAVE MY WIN!

Then what is funny I would like to see you do better. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. The details are sketchy

Do I win?

but why would you want to do that 278

back when Daily events were written on clay tablets there was a lot of breaking news

*wins*

When the traffic cop asked if he could retire, his boss gave him the green light. When the apprentice Electrician missed curfew his mother grounded him. If you're intent on hunting deer, make sure you have a game plan

So @DoomStick is the win. I guess a case of kidnapping is in order.

But how??? Only I am allowed to win. *activates his shield of destruction around the win*

oh please *travels to the win and throws it in a pool of glimmering investiture*

procrastinators of the world unite... Tomorrow

NO!!!! I return from my exile and take it back

I use the minuscule energy required to take the win away and bring it to me. I then put amulets of shielding over in order to prevent people from taking it. Then I leave hoping that nobody would try to steal the win

but nobody on this thread has ever won So even you the almighty shard of experience does not have experience winning

what if I want to?

I understand it now here is another one The Deaf defendant waived his hearing

Do I win?