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  1. The Awakened Salad
    Shallan to Stick: I feel like this may have already been done, but I couldn’t find one like this anywhere.
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    Time seemed to freeze as the spoon moved towards A.C.’s lips. The stew shimmered as only an awakened food could, and Salad imagined it was calling out for help. Acting on impulse, they slapped the spoon out of A.C.’s hand, sending it clattering to the floor.
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    Salad jumped at the voice, and turned to see A.C sitting at a nearby table. “Oh, hi A.C.,” Salad said. “Didn’t expect you to be here. What were you saying about that awakened...” they trailed off as they looked to the awakened stew, and the realisation set in. They looked at their feet, hands in their pockets, then back to A.C. “So, you were the one who ordered the... the, umm, awakened stew...”
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    Since we’re talking about rep, shoutout to the Villains series by V. E. Schwab for being the first fantasy book I ever read with a human ace character. Even though it’s not a focal point of the book, rereading those few lines where the main character’s asexuality is confirmed makes me so happy.
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    I used to like this until I started getting headaches from sniffing it too much
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    Usually things die down long before now
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    The Winternight Trilogy anyone?
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    Salad asked @Nameless if he wanted to help them revive this thread. For some reason I’m quite attached to it and don’t want it to die.
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    Salad stared incredulously in the direction of the kitchen as the sounds of shredding and clanging grew louder. They blinked, then turned back to the menu. This had to be a dream. Their reading was cut short as a man entered carrying an overflowing bowl of... was that the awakened stew? Salad’s eyes followed the bowl as it moved across the room. The soup didn’t appear to be sentient, but the sight still unnerved them.
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    *offers McWafy complementary waffles on his return*
  11. The Awakened Salad
    Got Truthwatcher with Lightweaver close behind. *calls dibs on Truthweaver*
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    Salad wandered in, having followed the delicious smell of the soup, wondering at this restaurant they had never seen before. They took one look at the menu and wilted in shock. “You sell awakened food here?”
  13. The Awakened Salad
    Salad gratefully accepted. “What type of cake is it?” I’ve come to the realisation that the majority of my interactions on forum game threads involve either me eating/stealing other people’s food, people eating/stealing my food, or people eating me
  14. The Awakened Salad
    Salad munched on the nachos and uttered a “thank you!” with their mouth full, uncaring whether they were spiked or not.
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    Salad couldn’t argue with that. Cake was good. Their ghost body regrew the piece of cake that had been taken from them.
  16. The Awakened Salad
    Salad asked Elsecaller why they wanted to eat them.
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    Salad, mostly unaffected by the vacuum, asked if they could have a piece of the You’re Dead cake. Mmmmmmmmm cake . It looks great Luna!
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    Next up was Luna’s eulogy. (Salad requested that if they got a eulogy it was to be in the form of a live musical or opera) “Hi A.C.!” Salad said, stuffing dead brownies into their mouth.
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    Salad asked whether they could have a nacho, and paused acting to ask what Truthless had seen. Is this possibly for the “you’re dead” cake? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to awaken feelings of cringe (that pun slipped out I’m sorry but I’m keeping it there anyway?)
  20. The Awakened Salad
    Salad was currently doing a dramatic reading of Ene’s intro post, as they wanted to document her life on the Shard.
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    Such violence! But it wasn’t in bold, so it was non-canon.
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    Salad high-fived Luna back and started munching on a slice of the burned cake.
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    Salad died.
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    Salad became enraged, and started hacking away at the octopus.
  25. The Awakened Salad
    “We can make sushi with this!” Salad exclaimed, and tried to pry the octopus free from the microbots.
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