The Awakened Salad

In disguise.

It is a word, yes! But in this case it’s spelled crazily, because English is weird Edit: ninja’d by the ninja dragon

*waves hello*

It was very short indeed.

My brain likes to be afraid of people in general, but when I first joined, Ene was (and still is) this really popular and cool sharder, and I don’t know... she just seemed... scary? Her popularity was intimidating, maybe? I honestly can’t pinpoint anything in particular that led me to believe this, so it was probably just me You’ve gotten that before? Then maybe it’s not completely a me thing... NO, I’M SUPER STUBBORN, SO I SAY YOU’RE COOLER!

Yeah, I know they got rid of them a while ago. It was before I showed up here, but I remember finding an old post explaining why they were getting removed.

I think it was only possible back when downvotes were a thing.

I’M SORRY, YOU CAN BE WHATEVER TYPE OF CAKE YOU WANT. THANK YOU ALSO, YOU’RE SUPER COOL AND I WAS INTIMIDATED BY YOU FOR AGES WHEN I FIRST JOINED BUT THEN I REALISED YOU WERE ALSO REALLY FRIENDLY.

Thanks to both of you!! Only 456 points to go! I have questions.

my compliments are all so weirdly specific but here we go anyways EMI YOU ARE SO SWEET AND KIND AND IF I HAD TO COMPARE YOU TO A FOOD YOU’D BE A STRAWBERRY CUPCAKE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. (I mean this in a good way just clarifying) I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M YELLING BUT I’M YELLING NOW. ALSO THANK YOU. ENE YOU ARE THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF A GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND A FLUFFY TEDDY BEAR BECAUSE YOU’RE SO WARM AND FRIENDLY AND ALWAYS THERE FOR PEOPLE. (I’m sorry for yelling but caps lock is fun)

Does anyone have a list of all of the ranks and the required rep to get to them? I just want to know where Sentient Awakened Object is

*aggressively throws compliments at everyone because I’m bad at words*

I am a salad!

Yes! I have a place to share my weird cosmere dreams! This was just after I had finished the Mistborn trilogy, and I dreamed that I was in a small town, far out in the country. As I entered, Vin and Elend were ballroom dancing on a roof. I ignored them and wandered into this barn, where Kelsier was running a store. I think he was selling hay? I ran up and hugged him, but as I looked up at him I saw it was an imposter, so I ran outside and Shallan was waiting there. She told me that Adolin had gotten stuck in a pig pen and led me to him. I can’t remember anything more than that, unfortunately.

As much as I love these, looking at the current state of the franchise, I almost don’t want them to be remade.

“Thank you,” Salad said, heaving a sigh of relief. They began collecting pieces of the shattered bowl. “I’m sorry about your stew. I wasn’t sure if it was sentient or not, but I didn’t want to take my chances.” They smiled ruefully and shook their head. “I could’ve just asked.” After depositing the pieces of the bowl in a garbage can, Salad went to the front counter. “I apologise for the disturbance. I’d like to pay for A.C.’s cookie stew, and the bowl.”

I spin

And fall in love with the next person they saw.

The fifth row was actually reserved for shell peppers.

Salad, now suddenly awake, blinked and looked at the stew. “...oh.” They stood up and looked around the restaurant, feeling foolish. “Sorry, I’ll clean this up. I’ll buy you some more stew, @Rosharan A.C..”

There was, in fact, a garden plot right next to the mime.

“Stew!” Salad cried, ignoring A.C. and rushing over to the now shattered bowl and puddle of stew on the floor. “No... no!” They tried to scoop Stew back into their bowl, but it was too late. Stew had already started soaking into the floor. Emotionally exhausted, Salad closed their eyes and let darkness take them.

“A.C.” Salad began, looking him in the eyes. “I’m an awakened salad.” They pointed to the stew. “That’s an awakened stew. Don’t you see what I’m upset about here?”

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